{"id":4534,"date":"2010-10-20T20:56:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T02:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=4534"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:59:46","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:59:46","slug":"scary-people-dressing-up-like-jesus-for-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/10\/scary-people-dressing-up-like-jesus-for-halloween.html","title":{"rendered":"SCARY: People Dressing Up Like Jesus for Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4536\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4536\" style=\"width: 323px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4536 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"430\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4536\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yellow Teeth Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4535\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4535\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/33438534.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4535\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/33438534.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4535\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Purple Rain Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4537\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4537\" style=\"width: 403px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/18thb-day021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/18thb-day021.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"302\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4537\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Three layers of meat, egg, and cheese Jesus (or Have it Your Way Jesus)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4550\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4550\" style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/l_5b2bec2e198041b998a9ff73752c0381.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4550 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/l_5b2bec2e198041b998a9ff73752c0381.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"479\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4550\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Shesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4538\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4538\" style=\"width: 323px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/100_0689.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4538  \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/100_0689-e1287628100520.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"430\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4538\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jesus\/Devil<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4563\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4563\" style=\"width: 288px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/oberlin2331.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4563\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/oberlin2331.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"384\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4563\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Florence &amp; the Machine Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4551\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4551\" style=\"width: 384px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/mary_jesus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4551 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/mary_jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"384\" height=\"512\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4551\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Drunk Jesus standing next to woman dressed up as Diabetes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4562\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4562\" style=\"width: 288px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/JESUS-21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4562\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/JESUS-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"384\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4562\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;m Your Baby Tonight Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4561\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4561\" style=\"width: 336px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/halloween2006-151.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4561 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/halloween2006-151.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"336\" height=\"252\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4561\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Save Me From My Followers Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4564\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4564\" style=\"width: 307px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/P1010082.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4564 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/P1010082.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"307\" height=\"230\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4564\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Wait. Is that Donald Miller circa 2005?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">(The real Donald Miller was not hurt during the writing of this blog post. I love Donald Miller. I love him&#8211;even though he blocked me on Twitter&#8211;I LOVE HIM! Seriously, I do.)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4560\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4560\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/halloween21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/halloween21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4560\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Wasted Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4554\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4554\" style=\"width: 326px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/4126744411_657ba63409_o.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4554 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/4126744411_657ba63409_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"326\" height=\"348\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4554\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oops. That&#039;s not Jesus. That&#039;s one of the original members of Burlap to Cashmere. (Sorry for the confusion)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4555\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4555\" style=\"width: 432px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/DCP_09021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4555  \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/DCP_09021.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"288\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4555\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#039;t Go Home with This Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4546\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4546\" style=\"width: 362px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Halloween2009.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4546\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Halloween2009.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"362\" height=\"272\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4546\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Little Person Jesus?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4540\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4540\" style=\"width: 420px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Bz9EM-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Bz9EM-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"286\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4540\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jordin Sparks dressed up as Buddy Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4557\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4557\" style=\"width: 358px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/f4cec04e.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4557\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/f4cec04e.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"269\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4557\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Love Me Love People Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4542\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4542\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/gxytS.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4542 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/gxytS.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4542\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sacred Heart + Qui-Gon Jinn from Star Wars Episode One Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(The real Donald Miller was not hurt during the writing of this blog post. 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