{"id":4397,"date":"2010-10-11T10:03:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T16:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=4397"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:59:52","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:59:52","slug":"jesus-pictures-of-the-week-the-love-people-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/10\/jesus-pictures-of-the-week-the-love-people-edition.html","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Pictures of the Week (the &#8216;love people&#8217; edition!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4420\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4420\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Matt4_19_JesusCallingFishermen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4420\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Matt4_19_JesusCallingFishermen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"310\" height=\"381\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4420\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;So listen, I&#039;m Jesus, and I&#039;m like AWESOME. Honest to God, I&#039;m the way, the truth, and the life! Seriously, no one gets to God unless they go through me. So... who wants to go with me to next year&#039;s Catalyst conference?&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4419\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4419\" style=\"width: 347px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Jesus_Blesses_the_Children_Andreas_Hunaeus_c1850.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-4419  \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Jesus_Blesses_the_Children_Andreas_Hunaeus_c1850-827x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"430\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4419\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Yeah, he definitely feels warm. Is he drinking fluids?&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4418\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4418\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/FORE0014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4418\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/FORE0014.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"470\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4418\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;You&#039;re name is Billy?! Really? Wow. Anybody ever tell you that you look like a Maria?&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4411\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4411\" style=\"width: 319px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Keyboardsheep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4411\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/Keyboardsheep.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"384\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4411\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Yeah, I know; the Bible says that I just LOVE going around searching for lost little lambs. But next time you leave the flock, I&#039;ll be pulling out the crockpot. Besides, you&#039;ve got a blemish or two.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4414\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4414\" style=\"width: 392px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/jesus-with-children-0409.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4414  \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/jesus-with-children-0409.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"392\" height=\"294\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4414\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Oh, it&#039;s true. I really do love everybody. Even Native Americans. I just liked the Pilgrims a little more because they actually liked me back. By the way, did you know that your glands are swollen?&quot; -Jesus <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4406\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4406\" style=\"width: 350px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/tumblr_l92ab5Lcgk1qdhr0lo1_500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4406\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/tumblr_l92ab5Lcgk1qdhr0lo1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"468\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4406\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;It&#039;s so cute that your daddy thinks he has himself a little football player, but sadly, you&#039;re going to be a dancer, a really good dancer.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4409\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4409\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/jesus2-1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4409\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/jesus2-1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4409\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Oh, don&#039;t let the sparkles scare you. This is just what happens when I&#039;m around white people.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4415\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4415\" style=\"width: 430px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/People-surround-Jesus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-4415\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/People-surround-Jesus-1024x744.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"430\" height=\"312\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4415\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;So you want to follow me? That&#039;s awesome! Are you good with people? Do you mind taking long walks and listening to long lectures? How comfortable are you with being crucified upside down? Ha! I&#039;m just kidding! But you are cool with pyramid schemes, right?&quot; -Jesus <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4413\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4413\" style=\"width: 366px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/www-St-Takla-org___Life-of-Jesus-29.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4413  \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/www-St-Takla-org___Life-of-Jesus-29.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"335\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4413\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"> &quot;Oh, that&#039;s it! I&#039;m gonna kick your behind all the way to Afghanistan. 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