{"id":4301,"date":"2010-10-05T22:39:44","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T04:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=4301"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:59:55","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:59:55","slug":"introducing-fuzzy-crosses-do-you-have-a-fuzzy-cross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/10\/introducing-fuzzy-crosses-do-you-have-a-fuzzy-cross.html","title":{"rendered":"INTRODUCING: FUZZY CROSSES!! (Do you have a fuzzy cross?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Introducing&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuzzycross.com\">Fuzzy Crosses<\/a>. And let me tell you&#8230; Fuzzy Crosses are awesome. Why are they awesome? Because they are crosses and they are also fuzzy.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuzzycross.com\">Fuzzy Cross website<\/a>, Fuzzy Crosses are&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The handmade, collectable (sic) Fuzzy Cross comes individually packaged and is  available in two sizes: small (2 inches tall), and large (4 inches  tall).   Large or small, you\u2019ll love the quality of your Fuzzy Cross.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And they come in a variety of colors&#8230; (And you can even personalize it!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/silversm.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4306\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/silversm.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"141\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/silverlg.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/silverlg.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"141\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/ltbluesm.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4303\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/ltbluesm.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"141\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/k24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4302\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/k24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"141\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; Fuzzy Crosses also come in the color Mexican&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/mxflg.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4304 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/mxflg.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"141\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">BUT THAT&#8217;S NOT ALL&#8230; Look at all the fun things you can do with Fuzzy Crosses&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4307 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0004.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"406\" height=\"443\" \/><\/a>Get your gangsta on with a Fuzzy Cross&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0015.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4310 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0015.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"576\" \/><\/a>Use it as a bookmark. (He&#8217;s obviously single.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0013.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4309\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0013.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"348\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a>Wear it as a necklace.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4308\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0005.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"406\" height=\"304\" \/><\/a>Let it dangle from your purse!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/img0019.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4311\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/10\/img0019-815x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"489\" height=\"614\" \/><\/a>Play with it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Fuzzy Crosses love to be played with&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">How many are you going to buy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Introducing&#8230; Fuzzy Crosses. 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