{"id":4221,"date":"2010-09-29T18:29:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T00:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=4221"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:59:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:59:59","slug":"this-dog-that-prays-this-owner-teaches-his-dog-to-pray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/09\/this-dog-that-prays-this-owner-teaches-his-dog-to-pray.html","title":{"rendered":"THIS DOG PRAYS! (This owner teaches his dog to pray.)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow. On one hand this is cute and cuddly. But then there’s a weird factor to it too.<\/p>\n

So do you think the dog’s owner is single or married? I’m guessing single. And according to him, it’s probably by choice. This guy is sooooo<\/em> dating Jesus.<\/p>\n

I mean, come on, he has a praying dog. And you know very well before he started dating Jesus this guy showed every chick he attempted to date his dog’s “holy trick.”<\/p>\n

Oh… and does anybody find the owner’s use of the word “master” at the end of the prayer a bit odd?!<\/p>\n

So a dog is allowed to have two masters?<\/p>\n

So does your pet do anything holy or miraculous?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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