{"id":3778,"date":"2010-08-31T12:58:10","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T18:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=3778"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:21:36","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:21:36","slug":"jesus-walked-on-mars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/08\/jesus-walked-on-mars.html","title":{"rendered":"Jesus walked on Mars!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Look! A giant boot print. On Mars. And praise the Lord, it’s left all those scientific smarty-pants scratching their heads and wondering HOW in the world could a boot print so huge end up on Mars. Well, I know how…<\/p>\n

Jesus. That’s who!<\/p>\n

If Jesus can walk on water, he can walk on Mars.<\/p>\n

New images of an ancient crater on Mars look just like a bootprint<\/a> — and the high res pics have failed to solve the age-old mystery for planetary scientists.<\/p>\n

If anything, the high-resolution images of the “Footprint Crater” — otherwise known as Orcus Patera — have puzzled Mars-watchers even further as to how the Red Planet was originally scarred with the 240-mile-long depression.<\/p>\n

The picture was taken by the European Space Agency’s Mars Express orbiter and released by the ESA late last week.<\/p>\n

It sits between two volcanoes, and while the name “patera” is traditionally given to irregularly shaped volcanic craters, scientists know at least enough about the Orcus Patera to know it wasn’t formed by a volcano.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m sure, all of the world’s biggest brains are right now busy performing experiments and coming with convoluted theories about why this boot print doesn’t to Jesus.<\/p>\n

But remember Louie Giglio’s “Laminin” sermon from Passion 2005, Passion 2006, and Chris Tomlin’s Tour in 2006 and early 2007?!<\/p>\n

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Yep, if Jesus can put the Gospel Message way out there where it remained hidden for centuries upon centuries and can only now be seen with the world’s strongest telescopes, then he can totally leave his boot print on Mars.<\/p>\n

He’s Jesus. Sure, I would have expected it to be a sandal print or a foot print, since it was Jesus, but Mars looks like it has some rough terrain, so Jesus in boots makes sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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