{"id":3424,"date":"2010-08-09T14:02:41","date_gmt":"2010-08-09T20:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=3424"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:23:33","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:23:33","slug":"hilarious-stephen-colbert-celebrates-the-new-catholic-image","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/08\/hilarious-stephen-colbert-celebrates-the-new-catholic-image.html","title":{"rendered":"HILARIOUS: Stephen Colbert celebrates the &#8216;new Catholic image&#8217;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"font: 11px arial;color: #333333;background-color: #f5f5f5;height: 353px\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"360\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #e5e5e5\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Colbert Report<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px;text-align: right;font-weight: bold\">Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/343141\/august-05-2010\/pope-s-baseball-cap---catholictv\" target=\"_blank\">Pope&#8217;s Baseball Cap &amp; CatholicTV&lt;a&gt;<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px;background-color: #353535\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px;width: 360px;overflow: hidden;text-align: right\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.colbertnation.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 18px\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table style=\"margin: 0px;text-align: center;height: 100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/full-episodes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Colbert Report Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">2010 Election<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video\/tag\/Fox+News\" target=\"_blank\">Fox News<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Best line: &#8220;It&#8217;s like the guilt is coming right at me!&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Colbert Report Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c Pope&#8217;s Baseball Cap &amp; CatholicTV&lt;a&gt; www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News Best line: &#8220;It&#8217;s like the guilt is coming right at me!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,9,62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-catholic","category-church","category-media"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>HILARIOUS: Stephen Colbert celebrates the &#039;new Catholic image&#039;! 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