{"id":3210,"date":"2010-07-28T08:34:04","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T14:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=3210"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:23:42","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:23:42","slug":"a-third-slice-of-americas-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/07\/a-third-slice-of-americas-jesus.html","title":{"rendered":"A third slice of America&#8217;s Jesus!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/473047670_9128a398c9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3211 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/473047670_9128a398c9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"314\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now THAT makes me want to confess my sins.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/t1larg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3218\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/t1larg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"252\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">High on Jesus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">(Pot found inside framed Jesus art.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/conservative.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/conservative.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"369\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I&#8217;m hoping this is satire. But I couldn&#8217;t verify.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/jesustat011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3213\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/jesustat011.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Again, high on Jesus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/KTRJc1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3214\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/KTRJc1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"378\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Science project?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/NOMMarriageSolution.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3215\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/NOMMarriageSolution.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Jesus loves me this I know. For the Bible tells me so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/smokies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3217\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/smokies.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">&#8220;But can you prevent forest fires in Hell? My father wants to know.&#8221; -Jesus<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/u7s8p.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3219\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/u7s8p.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/x2_1d911ce1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3220\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/x2_1d911ce1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>THIS POST IS SPONSORED&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pntrac.com\/t\/R0BGSElMREBISEtJSEBISEdMSw\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pntrac.com\/b\/R0BGSElMREBISEtJSEBISEdMSw\" border=\"0\" alt=\"468 x 60\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now THAT makes me want to confess my sins. 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