{"id":3124,"date":"2010-07-20T20:27:04","date_gmt":"2010-07-21T02:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=3124"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:24:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:24:20","slug":"this-is-proof-that-god-hated-me-in-1992","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/07\/this-is-proof-that-god-hated-me-in-1992.html","title":{"rendered":"This is proof that God hated me in 1992&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/24415_379050042830_501412830_4001127_4991008_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3125\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/07\/24415_379050042830_501412830_4001127_4991008_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"406\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Wow. I hate Facebook. That cute little girl at the bottom of this picture (she&#8217;s like 20 now) posted this photo on her Facebook page.I hate her. (Kidding.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">What in the world was I thinking?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Yes. I know. I looked like a lesbian.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somebody told me I looked like Katie Couric.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I&#8217;ve also been told Dorothy Hamill.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">And the neighbor lady on <em>Married With Children<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Now, can you see the &#8220;Amy Grant fan&#8221; in me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Why am I posting this on my blog?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Why am I posting this on my blog?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I&#8217;m an idiot.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. I hate Facebook. That cute little girl at the bottom of this picture (she&#8217;s like 20 now) posted this photo on her Facebook page.I hate her. (Kidding.) What in the world was I thinking? Yes. I know. I looked like a lesbian. Somebody told me I looked like Katie Couric. 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