{"id":3077,"date":"2010-07-19T08:06:28","date_gmt":"2010-07-19T14:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=3077"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:24:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:24:21","slug":"please-dont-let-this-trophy-happen-to-your-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/07\/please-dont-let-this-trophy-happen-to-your-child.html","title":{"rendered":"Please don’t let this trophy happen to your child"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Way to go, Kayli! Looks like you’re the 3rd best Bible bringer in your church! Doesn’t it feel awesome to be so much better than all but two of the other kids in your Sunday school class? And check out that trophy! That’s awesome. Of course, the best part is knowing that Jesus loves you more than all of the kids (except for the first and second place winners, of course).<\/p>\n

So… are you a good Bible bringer? (Oh, and I repeat: please don’t let this trophy happen to your child.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Way to go, Kayli! Looks like you’re the 3rd best Bible bringer in your church! Doesn’t it feel awesome to be so much better than all but two of the other kids in your Sunday school class? And check out that trophy! That’s awesome. Of course, the best part is knowing that Jesus loves you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[90,9,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baptist","category-church","category-fundamentalism"],"yoast_head":"\nPlease don't let this trophy happen to your child - Jesus Needs New PR<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/07\/please-dont-let-this-trophy-happen-to-your-child.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Please don't let this trophy happen to your child - Jesus Needs New PR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Way to go, Kayli! 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