{"id":3051,"date":"2010-07-15T11:26:53","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T17:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=3051"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:24:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:24:22","slug":"a-good-crass-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/07\/a-good-crass-story.html","title":{"rendered":"A good crass story…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I found this story at the site Not Always Right<\/a>… UPDATE<\/strong>: THIS IS NOT MY PERSONAL STORY. It’s a true story, but one that I found at the website mentioned above<\/a>… Just wanted to clarify because some of the comments seem to think it’s my story. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

I\u2019m with my wife at a well known fast food place, and they employ a young man with special needs who we both know and are very friendly with. An angry customer accosts him at the register…<\/em><\/p>\n

Customer:<\/strong> \u201cS***, they\u2019re taking so f***ing long with my food!\u201d<\/p>\n

Employee:<\/strong> \u201cJust a sec, sir\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Customer:<\/strong> \u201cYou\u2019d better!\u201d<\/p>\n

(Not three minutes later, the employee comes with the customer\u2019s food.) <\/em><\/p>\n

Employee:<\/strong> \u201cHere you go, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n

Customer:<\/strong> \u201cWhere\u2019s the f***ing ranch?\u201d<\/p>\n

Employee:<\/strong> \u201cRight away, sir!\u201d<\/p>\n

Customer:<\/strong> \u201cNo, forget it! You\u2019ll probably slobber all over it!\u201d<\/p>\n

Wife:<\/strong> \u201cExcuse me, sir, but this young man is doing his job. He\u2019s not doing anything to hurt you, so how about you shut the f*** up!\u201d<\/p>\n

Customer:<\/strong> \u201cF*** you, fat a**!\u201d<\/p>\n

Employee:<\/strong> \u201cShe\u2019s a nice lady! There\u2019s a baby inside her, and she\u2019s not fat!\u201d<\/p>\n

Customer:<\/strong> \u201cF*** you!\u201d *storms out, upsetting some chairs*<\/em><\/p>\n

Wife, to the employee:<\/strong> \u201cPeople are so mean to you, honey. I\u2019m so sorry, I can\u2019t believe he said that to you, that a**hole!\u201d<\/p>\n

Employee:<\/strong> *grinning*<\/em> \u201cDon\u2019t worry about it, Jesus and my mama still love me!\u201d *walks away, the happiest man on earth*<\/em><\/p>\n

Pretty cool. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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