{"id":2967,"date":"2010-07-08T10:17:37","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T16:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2967"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:24:25","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:24:25","slug":"louisianas-official-church-checklist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/07\/louisianas-official-church-checklist.html","title":{"rendered":"Louisiana&#8217;s Official Church Checklist"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Dear Louisiana residents, Please don&#8217;t show up for church on Sunday <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/07\/07\/bobby-jindal-signs-guns-i_n_638047.html\">unprepared&#8230;<\/a> remember to&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/bible2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"348\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Bring your Bible.<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.swayze.to\/images\/notepad-trans.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"451\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Bring your notepad.<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/catalystarts.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/highlighter-yellow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Bring your highlighter.<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lazy-leopard.co.za\/img\/handgun1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"368\" height=\"277\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Bring your handgun.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Louisiana residents, Please don&#8217;t show up for church on Sunday unprepared&#8230; remember to&#8230; Bring your Bible. 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