{"id":2730,"date":"2010-06-23T13:48:56","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T19:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2730"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:01:48","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:01:48","slug":"another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html","title":{"rendered":"Another crazy slice of America’s ‘Jesus’"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Just a guess, but I bet Floyd takes high blood pressure medication and sometimes sets his Bible on his belly. Again, just a guess.<\/p>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I wonder if Jesus has asked Arnold to “say it”… you know, his shtick…<\/p>\n

“Whatchu talkin’ bout Jesus?”<\/p>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Does the Pope have a good side? Or maybe not a good side but a non-possessed-looking side?<\/p>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

So the G.O.D. trucks really are his…<\/p>\n

And what’s up with Jesus’s right hand? I mean, do the fingers on his left hand know that the fingers on his right hand look deformed?<\/p>\n

\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This is awesome.<\/p>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

…like tailgating six weeks of Vacation Bible school.<\/p>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

uh…<\/p>\n

How is it possible for Hope’s house to resemble a middle finger AND a penis?<\/p>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Becoming “conjoined twins with Christ” is the new “becoming joint heirs with Christ.”<\/p>\n

\n

**Thanks to all of the people who sent me pictures this week.<\/p>\n

\n

\n

\n

\n

\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just a guess, but I bet Floyd takes high blood pressure medication and sometimes sets his Bible on his belly. Again, just a guess. I wonder if Jesus has asked Arnold to “say it”… you know, his shtick… “Whatchu talkin’ bout Jesus?” Does the Pope have a good side? Or maybe not a good side…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america","category-jesus","category-jesus-pictures"],"yoast_head":"\nAnother crazy slice of America's 'Jesus' - Jesus Needs New PR<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Another crazy slice of America's 'Jesus' - Jesus Needs New PR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Just a guess, but I bet Floyd takes high blood pressure medication and sometimes sets his Bible on his belly. Again, just a guess. I wonder if Jesus has asked Arnold to “say it”… you know, his shtick… “Whatchu talkin’ bout Jesus?” Does the Pope have a good side? Or maybe not a good side…\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Jesus Needs New PR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2010-06-23T19:48:56+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2011-05-03T17:01:48+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/3jSN9.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Matthew Paul Turner\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Another crazy slice of America's 'Jesus' - Jesus Needs New PR","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Another crazy slice of America's 'Jesus' - Jesus Needs New PR","og_description":"Just a guess, but I bet Floyd takes high blood pressure medication and sometimes sets his Bible on his belly. Again, just a guess. I wonder if Jesus has asked Arnold to “say it”… you know, his shtick… “Whatchu talkin’ bout Jesus?” Does the Pope have a good side? Or maybe not a good side…","og_url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html","og_site_name":"Jesus Needs New PR","article_published_time":"2010-06-23T19:48:56+00:00","article_modified_time":"2011-05-03T17:01:48+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/3jSN9.jpg"}],"author":"Matthew Paul Turner","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html","name":"Another crazy slice of America's 'Jesus' - Jesus Needs New PR","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/3jSN9.jpg","datePublished":"2010-06-23T19:48:56+00:00","dateModified":"2011-05-03T17:01:48+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/#\/schema\/person\/76db64a6819f8f63a896a0e0a5a6aaf6"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/3jSN9.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/3jSN9.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/another-crazy-slice-of-americas-jesus.html#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Another crazy slice of America’s ‘Jesus’"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/","name":"Jesus Needs New PR","description":"Beliefnet Voices - Matthew Paul Turner","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/#\/schema\/person\/76db64a6819f8f63a896a0e0a5a6aaf6","name":"Matthew Paul Turner","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-content\/wphb-cache\/gravatar\/8e9\/8e908220acd7221e2b6f851e31b19923x96.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-content\/wphb-cache\/gravatar\/8e9\/8e908220acd7221e2b6f851e31b19923x96.jpg","caption":"Matthew Paul Turner"},"url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/author\/mturner"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/412"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2730"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61709,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730\/revisions\/61709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}