{"id":2551,"date":"2010-06-13T16:57:07","date_gmt":"2010-06-13T22:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2551"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:01:55","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:01:55","slug":"hey-henry-get-in-here-look-who-i-found-underneath-the-wallpaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/hey-henry-get-in-here-look-who-i-found-underneath-the-wallpaper.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Hey Henry! Get in here. 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