{"id":2527,"date":"2010-06-11T14:59:12","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T20:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2527"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:01:56","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:01:56","slug":"how-tough-is-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/how-tough-is-jesus.html","title":{"rendered":"How tough is Jesus?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/P7POV.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2528 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/P7POV-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"415\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Look closely at the truck and you&#8217;ll see, painted on the back window, just how tough the driver of the truck believes Jesus to be&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">JESUS: TOUGHER THAN HELL<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><em>Whew!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look closely at the truck and you&#8217;ll see, painted on the back window, just how tough the driver of the truck believes Jesus to be&#8230; JESUS: TOUGHER THAN HELL Whew!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,63,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-hell","category-signs"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>How tough is Jesus? 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