{"id":2480,"date":"2010-06-08T11:16:05","date_gmt":"2010-06-08T17:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2480"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:01:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:01:59","slug":"a-big-ole-slice-of-americas-jesus-crazy-funny-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/06\/a-big-ole-slice-of-americas-jesus-crazy-funny-sad.html","title":{"rendered":"A big ole slice of America&#8217;s &#8216;Jesus&#8217;! (crazy. funny. sad.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, for all you literary peeps out there, here&#8217;s the perfect example of an &#8220;eye rhyme.&#8221; You know, two words that LOOK like they should rhyme, but don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/2eF5f.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2481\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/2eF5f-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"369\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Next, we see a sign offering us another way to say &#8220;Jesus Love You!&#8221; and a guy wearing an interesting Jesus t-shirt!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/3At70.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2482\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/3At70-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"614\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">When I found the following picture, I thought it&#8217;s headline was funny: Warning Jesus Crossing<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/A3qCf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2483\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/A3qCf-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"368\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">A humorous Facebook fail&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/a97011_f1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2484\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/a97011_f1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"162\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">The next picture&#8217;s title was this: Tea Party Jesus<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/oJ0Fx.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2485\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/oJ0Fx.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"395\" height=\"483\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somebody thought it would be funny to create &#8220;Gymnastics Jesus&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/qM3G7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2486\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/qM3G7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"432\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">And there&#8217;s this image&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/t0rjC.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2487\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/t0rjC.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"381\" height=\"550\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Take the cigarette out of this next picture, and I think you get Catalyst Convention Jesus!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/tumblr_kswy6581891qa1y6go1_400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2488\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/tumblr_kswy6581891qa1y6go1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">One church gets &#8220;creative&#8221; when deciding what to name its on-campus coffee shop&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/tumblr_l3nko5u5VK1qapkmyo1_400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2489\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/tumblr_l3nko5u5VK1qapkmyo1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"376\" height=\"376\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">And yet another balloon Jesus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/tumblr_kq36fmj0kk1qa1y6go1_400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2490\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/06\/tumblr_kq36fmj0kk1qa1y6go1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"310\" height=\"397\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, for all you literary peeps out there, here&#8217;s the perfect example of an &#8220;eye rhyme.&#8221; You know, two words that LOOK like they should rhyme, but don&#8217;t. 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