{"id":2351,"date":"2010-05-27T14:49:34","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T20:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:05","slug":"aw-stephen-baldwin-is-coming-to-a-city-near-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/05\/aw-stephen-baldwin-is-coming-to-a-city-near-you.html","title":{"rendered":"Aw, Stephen Baldwin is coming to a city near you!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Stephen Baldwin (i.e. StevieB) is coming to a city near you! Awww…. yeaaaahhhhh….<\/p>\n

Anyway, StevieB is hosting an extreme sports show called the Assalt Tour. I think that’s what it’s called… I suppose the inside joke is that it’s missing “u.” Get it? Perhaps the missing “u” in the word “assault” is a subtle suggestion that “u” (or you<\/em>) should attend.<\/p>\n

OR<\/p>\n

Perhaps it’s the Ass Alt Tour, which works.<\/p>\n

OR<\/p>\n

Maybe it’s the As Salt Tour, which doesn’t really work, though I think somebody believes it does…<\/p>\n

(Between you and me, if you have any open wounds (emotional or otherwise), I recommend you stay home.<\/p>\n

But all you healthy folk out there should totally go. It’s free<\/em>. It’s StevieB. And it’s skateboarders high on Christ.<\/p>\n

Awww…. <\/em>yeaaaahhhhh….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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