{"id":2149,"date":"2010-05-15T09:23:55","date_gmt":"2010-05-15T15:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:12","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:12","slug":"blog-post-my-jesus-is-always-moist-and-delicious-share","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/05\/blog-post-my-jesus-is-always-moist-and-delicious-share.html","title":{"rendered":"BLOG POST: My Jesus is always moist and delicious (Share!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.amyqueenfineart.com\/jesuscake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"452\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">I think Jesus is embalmed in this photo.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure style=\"width: 432px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" src=\"https:\/\/media.share.ovi.com\/m1\/s\/1670\/19d3642aeba745ab89705814fe2eda55.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"576\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">I want Jesus&#039;s head on a plate for my birthday! (No, I don&#039;t.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure style=\"width: 461px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bethecake.com\/2009\/12\/baby-jesus-cake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"284\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sweet Baby Jesus! <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 255px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.margaretsworkshop.com\/resources\/1jesus+lamb.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"253\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#039;s Jesus and Rover playing in grass on top of a cake. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lifeasmom.com\/2010\/03\/Jesus-Cake-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Shh... Jesus is alone in the cream cheese wilderness. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_9mSKN8E1OnA\/SyFIpLW_3hI\/AAAAAAAABOs\/icuCnCUVozg\/s400\/IMG_4187.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh my. I don&#039;t know what to do with that. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\n<figure style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_eMvrqG6ESQQ\/SeO0xkvLMYI\/AAAAAAAAD5M\/cyfBpXp8-IY\/s400\/Jesus+1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jesus rises just like a cake.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/captainestes.blogspot.com\/\">Must thank Chad Estes for giving me the &#8220;Jesus Cake&#8221; idea. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Must thank Chad Estes for giving me the &#8220;Jesus Cake&#8221; idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,21,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jesus","category-jesus-picture","category-jesus-pictures"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - 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