{"id":2110,"date":"2010-05-13T08:50:04","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T14:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:14","slug":"jesus-pictures-of-the-day-omg-edition-share-if-you-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/05\/jesus-pictures-of-the-day-omg-edition-share-if-you-like.html","title":{"rendered":"Jesus pictures of the day-OMG edition! (Share if you like!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2112\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2112\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/lakaipremier_1141.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2112 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/lakaipremier_1141.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"367\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2112\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;You&#039;re probably wondering about the gotee, huh? It was Rick Warren Day in Heaven.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2113\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2113\" style=\"width: 328px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/tumblr_l1g20yBYx61qapkmyo1_500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2113 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/tumblr_l1g20yBYx61qapkmyo1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"328\" height=\"490\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2113\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Gosh, my nipples look really tired.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/jesus-clinging-to-the-cold-earth-in-gethsemane.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2114\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/jesus-clinging-to-the-cold-earth-in-gethsemane.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2115\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2115\" style=\"width: 461px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2115 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/21-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"614\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2115\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Sometimes I pretend there&#039;s a staircase to earth. And I like sliding down its banister. I&#039;m Jesus, okay? I can do that if I want to. You pretend there&#039;s a staircase to Heaven! You&#039;re just mad because you can&#039;t slide up.&quot; -Jesus <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2116\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2116\" style=\"width: 420px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/4wc.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2116 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/4wc.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"560\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2116\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Hey, don&#039;t laugh! The artist painted that with her feet! Not so bad now, huh? It&#039;s all about perspective.&quot; -Jesus  <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2117\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2117\" style=\"width: 336px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/25285_1370247210887_1072930880_31086927_5878894_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2117\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/25285_1370247210887_1072930880_31086927_5878894_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"336\" height=\"448\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2117\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">God Pride<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2118\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2118\" style=\"width: 194px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/1328536.0.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2118\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/1328536.0.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"194\" height=\"327\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2118\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;You two want your virginities back? I&#039;m running a two for one special. Today only.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2119\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2119\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/4482237.0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2119\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/4482237.0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"436\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2119\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Fundie short?&quot; -Barber<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2120\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2120\" style=\"width: 553px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/boris-olshansky-jesus-and-the-money-changers-2006.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2120  \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/boris-olshansky-jesus-and-the-money-changers-2006-1024x771.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"417\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2120\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;I am so big! So strong and so mighty. There&#039;s nothing that I would not do.&quot; -Jesus singing<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2121\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2121\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/Dance-with-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2121\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/Dance-with-me.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"524\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2121\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Are you kidding? It&#039;s going to take a lot more than one dance before I surrender my virginity to you.&quot; -Girl<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2122\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2122\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/Filled-with-His-Spirit-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2122\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/05\/Filled-with-His-Spirit-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"321\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2122\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;I love you, Timmy, but confession isn&#039;t supposed to make ME feel awkward. It&#039;s supposed to make YOU feel awkward. 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