{"id":2064,"date":"2010-05-11T11:18:57","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T17:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=2064"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:15","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:15","slug":"insane-pastor-screams-and-heals-aids-patient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/05\/insane-pastor-screams-and-heals-aids-patient.html","title":{"rendered":"INSANE: Pastor screams and heals AIDS patient!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KIh2NeSpfEw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KIh2NeSpfEw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This woman screams more than the pastor at my old church screamed.<\/p>\n<p>And it sounds like she specializes in healing people of STDs. 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