{"id":1931,"date":"2010-04-30T15:51:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T21:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:20","slug":"the-worst-christian-t-shirts-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/04\/the-worst-christian-t-shirts-ever.html","title":{"rendered":"The worst Christian t-shirts ever?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1932\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1932\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/fed-up-with-satan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1932\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/fed-up-with-satan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1932\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Return to sender. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1933\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1933\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/guys_bright_main_white_300.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1933\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/guys_bright_main_white_300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"310\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1933\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">karma karma karma karma karma chameleon<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1934\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1934\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/join-me-for-happy-hour.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1934\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/join-me-for-happy-hour.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"362\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1934\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;m Joel Osteen and I approve this message. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1935\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1935\" style=\"width: 357px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/faithbook.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1935\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/faithbook.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1935\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Like? <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1936\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1936\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/my-bff.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1936\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/my-bff.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1936\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">OMG! TMI!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1937\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1937\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/hii-saved-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1937\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/hii-saved-me.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"648\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1937\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dear Jiisus, wii sorry.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/the-man.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1938\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/the-man.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"446\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1939\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1939\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/satan-got-punkd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1939\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/satan-got-punkd.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1939\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Was that the episode with Justin Timberlake and Mandy Moore? <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1940\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1940\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/peanut-butter-cup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1940\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/peanut-butter-cup.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1940\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My wife might love Jesus even more if he came with peanut butter. 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