{"id":1883,"date":"2010-04-27T10:05:02","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=1883"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:22","slug":"noahs-ark-has-been-found-noahs-ark-has-been-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/04\/noahs-ark-has-been-found-noahs-ark-has-been-found.html","title":{"rendered":"Noah’s Ark has been found! Noah’s Ark has been found!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Look what we found!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Well, score one for the Christians [and Jews, I suppose].<\/p>\n

And might I say, it’s about time!<\/p>\n

I mean seriously, I’ve been hearing since I was a kid that Noah’s Ark was on top of a mountain in Turkey and that the only reason we hadn’t found it yet was because of the mean ole Muslims who hated Noah’s God.<\/p>\n

Well, alas, it’s been found! Or that’s what a group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers are saying. I know, it’s crazy, huh? Apparently, there are Chinese and Turkish evangelicals. I had no idea.<\/p>\n

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This right here is where the pandas slept. It still smells like pandas. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

You’d certainly think they’d have more pictures, huh?<\/p>\n

Anyway, according to the article, Yeung Wing-Cheung, from the Noah’s Ark Ministries International research team that made the discovery, said: “It’s not 100 percent that it is Noah’s Ark, but we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it.”<\/p>\n

Well, when the odds are 99.9 to .01, you might as well go ahead and say that you’re absolutely sure, Mr. Wing-Cheung.<\/p>\n

And you gotta love the name of their ministry: Noah’s Ark Ministries. Is that a non-profit?!<\/p>\n

Of course, Noah’s Ark has been found before. Several times. So I suppose we’ll have to wait and see.<\/p>\n

Read the whole story here. <\/a><\/p>\n

If this story turns out to be 100 percent true rather than 99.9 percent true, will it change your belief in anyway? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Do you think it’s really Noah’s Ark?! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Think we should sing? All together now!<\/p>\n

The Lord said to Noah
\nthere’s gonna be a floody floody
\nLord said to Noah
\nthere’s gonna be a floody floody
\nGet my children (clap)
\nout of the muddy muddy
\nChildren of the Lord.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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