{"id":1823,"date":"2010-04-22T09:39:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T15:39:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=1823"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:25","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:25","slug":"jesus-pictures-of-the-week-earth-day-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/04\/jesus-pictures-of-the-week-earth-day-edition.html","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Pictures of the Week (Earth Day Edition!!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 249px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ubdavid.org\/mailboxfolder\/storytime\/newgraphics\/1_2_jesus_disicples.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;This land is your land, this land is my land...&quot; -Jesus singing\" width=\"249\" height=\"300\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;This land is your land, this land is my land...&quot; -Jesus singing<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i127.photobucket.com\/albums\/p142\/ceirby\/Christian%20Clips\/Jesus_earth22.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"294\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Hmm. What should I do today? I think I&#039;ll spin this one more time and wherever my finger lands, I&#039;ll send pestilence. I love pestilence! Such fun.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure style=\"width: 268px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_-DKkN6IIxeM\/Sk4iy5_ez2I\/AAAAAAAAHNc\/5z0sOs5MUxg\/s320\/Zacchaeus_and_Jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"268\" height=\"320\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Hey you, sitting in MY tree. How would you like it if I sat on you like that? You probably still use the old fashioned light bulbs, too, huh?&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure style=\"width: 328px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bibleexplained.com\/epistles-p\/1-Cor\/JesusChrist.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"328\" height=\"411\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pubic Hair Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1825\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1825\" style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jesus-angry.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1825\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jesus-angry.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"231\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1825\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Did you or did you not just waste an entire barrel of crude oil? You did, didn&#039;t you? And that is why I&#039;m going to smite thee with my fist.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1826\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1826\" style=\"width: 269px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jesusreturn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1826  \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jesusreturn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"269\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1826\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;I HAVE RETURNED!!! And I&#039;m here to destroy this earth... oh, never mind. You&#039;ve already beat me to it.&quot; -Jesus <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1827\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1827\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/A-Igreja-Existe-Para-Ser-Missionaria.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1827\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/A-Igreja-Existe-Para-Ser-Missionaria.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1827\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Great. I&#039;m glad you&#039;re all here. But where are the trees? And where are the creatures of the sea and the beasts of the land? And what did you do to my dodo bird? You killed it. You killed an innocent dodo bird. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves!&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1828\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1828\" style=\"width: 324px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/noli-titian.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1828 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/noli-titian.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"391\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1828\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Stop it! I said no! I know I healed that woman, but SHE touched the hem of my garment. That&#039;s not what you touched!&quot; -Jesus <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1829\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1829\" style=\"width: 428px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jcl_01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1829\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jcl_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"428\" height=\"252\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1829\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Hey, don&#039;t blame me. This was all perfect when I created it! And yes, technically I did create Satan, and he led you guys to become selfish and wasteful, but you had a choice! It&#039;s not my fault you&#039;ve run out of clean water.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.enlightennext.org\/magazine\/j33\/recycle\/jesus.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"196\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure style=\"width: 402px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/freedomstreet.homestead.com\/sites\/227\/nik_mary8.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Turn your face off, Mom. 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