{"id":1805,"date":"2010-04-21T08:19:50","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T14:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:26","slug":"in-honor-of-prodigaljohns-book-my-own-list-of-stuff-christians-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/04\/in-honor-of-prodigaljohns-book-my-own-list-of-stuff-christians-like.html","title":{"rendered":"In honor of @prodigaljohn&#8217;s book, my own list of stuff Christians like!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/518OtzCj37L._SS500_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1806\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/518OtzCj37L._SS500_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0310319943?tag=theliffaiandc-20&amp;camp=213381&amp;creative=390973&amp;linkCode=as4&amp;creativeASIN=0310319943&amp;adid=0YCVNN531AHC4ZPVXEC1&amp;\"><em>Stuff Christians Like<\/em><\/a> is the fantastic, hilarious, and bloggasmic new book by<a href=\"http:\/\/stuffchristianslike.net\"> Jon Acuff<\/a>.\u00a0 The book is named after Jon&#8217;s blog, and it&#8217;s probably bound to sell millions of copies! In addition to SCL being a great, well-written, entertaining book, it&#8217;s safe for the whole family (of God). Bad joke, I know. But seriously, Jon&#8217;s book is worth of every penny of your tithe and offerings.<\/p>\n<p>I highly recommend it.<\/p>\n<p>So if you haven&#8217;t purchased Jon&#8217;s new book, then what are you waiting for? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0310319943?tag=theliffaiandc-20&amp;camp=213381&amp;creative=390973&amp;linkCode=as4&amp;creativeASIN=0310319943&amp;adid=0YCVNN531AHC4ZPVXEC1&amp;\">DO THAT HERE!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>In honor of Jon&#8217;s book, which is in fact stuff Christians like, I offer you my own short list of things that Christians like&#8230;<\/p>\n<h1><strong>1) Joining Anti-Obama Facebook Groups!<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/FacebookGroup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1808\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/FacebookGroup.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"328\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Feel culturally relevant by joining the latest anti-Obama Facebook group&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/DEAR-LORD-THIS-YEAR-YOU-TOOK-MY-FAVORITE-ACTOR-PATRICK-SWAYZIE-YOU-TOOK-MY-FAVORITE-ACTRESS-FARAH-FAWCETT-YOU-TOOK-MY-FAVORITE-SINGER-MICHAEL-JACKSON-I-JUST-WANTED-TO-LET-YOU-KNOW-MY-FAVORITE-PRESIDENT-IS-BARACK-OBAMA-AMEN\/111712585523370?ref=nf\">&#8220;DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<h1><strong>2) Dockers.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/losangelespublicrelations.com\/2009\/09\/dockers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"570\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever had the privilege of passing the offering plate, you&#8217;ve probably done it at least once wearing a pair of Dockers.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>3) Soft ball<\/strong>.<\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.usd314.k12.ks.us\/JH2\/Amber\/Softball.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Baseball requires far too much scratching, protection, and spitting for most churches! That&#8217;s why soft ball is the perfect game for the competitive spirit in all of us.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>4) The djembe. <\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.africanartandobjects.com\/cart\/images\/product_images\/DJEMBE3120654276947ea61b1aff73.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"342\" height=\"512\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The worshipful beat travels on buses, around campfires, and from room to room with a djembe!<\/p>\n<h1><strong>5) John Acuff<\/strong>.<\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/thethingsilikeaboutme265.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/jonacuff.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jon Acuff is a good guy, and I&#8217;m honored to call him a friend. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0310319943?tag=theliffaiandc-20&amp;camp=213381&amp;creative=390973&amp;linkCode=as4&amp;creativeASIN=0310319943&amp;adid=0YCVNN531AHC4ZPVXEC1&amp;\">Buy his book; you&#8217;ll love him, too<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuff Christians Like is the fantastic, hilarious, and bloggasmic new book by Jon Acuff.\u00a0 The book is named after Jon&#8217;s blog, and it&#8217;s probably bound to sell millions of copies! 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