{"id":1691,"date":"2010-04-09T08:37:27","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T14:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=1691"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:02:31","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:02:31","slug":"jesus-pictures-of-the-week-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/04\/jesus-pictures-of-the-week-6.html","title":{"rendered":"Jesus pictures of the week!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1692\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1692\" style=\"width: 267px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jesu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1692\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/jesu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"344\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1692\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;This was my Christmas card to Americans one year.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1693\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1693\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/As-Christ-sees.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1693\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/As-Christ-sees.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"490\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1693\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;So what are we doing today? A trim? Maybe a few highlights... you need a change, girl.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1694\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1694\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/At-His-feet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1694\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/At-His-feet.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"401\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1694\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Yeah, like that, but move your head a little closer to my feet. Okay, now scrub. Harder. And don&#039;t forget to clean between my toes. Ah. Ah, that feels good.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1695\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1695\" style=\"width: 200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/darkeyes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1695\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/darkeyes.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"276\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1695\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;This is Mark Driscoll&#039;s fault.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1696\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1696\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/Joyous-Christ.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1696\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/Joyous-Christ.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"307\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1696\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Let&#039;s rip our clothes off and play Marco Polo. What do you say? You in? It&#039;ll be fun. Marcoooo. Okay, we don&#039;t have to.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1697\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1697\" style=\"width: 420px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/LaughingJesus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1697 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/LaughingJesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"560\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1697\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">  &quot;So I shave my chest, what&#039;s the big deal? Lots of guys do it. You don&#039;t want me looking un-kept when I die for the sins of the world, do you?&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1698\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1698\" style=\"width: 308px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/zipadeedo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1698\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/zipadeedo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"308\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1698\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Oh, little bluebird, I appreciate the support, but you&#039;re in the wrong story! This isn&#039;t Cinderella&#039;s story... Yes, I know you have sewing skills and bake delicious pies. But I don&#039;t have time for pie right now. Besides, Cinderella is expecting you to help with the vacuuming..&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1699\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1699\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/PWlaughshep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1699\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/PWlaughshep.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1699\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;I don&#039;t care what the other 99 say--I enjoy hugging, holding, skipping, and playing hide-and-go-seek with you more than any other lamb.&quot; -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1701\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1701\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/Fellowship-with-Jesus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1701\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/04\/Fellowship-with-Jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"404\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1701\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Oh, Jesus. 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