{"id":1575,"date":"2010-03-31T12:29:49","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T18:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2011-05-03T17:03:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T17:03:14","slug":"i-am-stuck-on-jesus%c2%ae-cuz-jesus%c2%ae-is-stuck-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/03\/i-am-stuck-on-jesus%c2%ae-cuz-jesus%c2%ae-is-stuck-on-me.html","title":{"rendered":"I am stuck on JESUS\u00ae cuz JESUS\u00ae is stuck on me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/03\/51MSuFj2KfL._SS500_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2010\/03\/51MSuFj2KfL._SS500_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Do you ever have those moments when you just want Jesus to come and make it all better? 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