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"Nope. Not today. That water is too darn cold to walk on today." -Jesus <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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It's okay little airplane. I won't hurt you. I just want to put you in a glass jar and keep you in my bedroom. Don't worry; I'll put holes in the lid. -Jesus thinking<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"I use Axe." -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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"I am the way, the truth, and the life... wait, what's that? You can't see my truth? Try taking a couple steps back and see if that helps." -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"I died on the cross for their sins and how do they thank me? They arrest me. Again." -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"Listen, Cat, my Dad gives life and he can take one of your nine lives away, too. All I have to do is ask. And then you'll be at eight." -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"Oh, we'll follow you, Jesus... Anywhere you lead." -The Disciples<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"Hate to ruin the party, but one of you queens betrayed me." -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"Your living water tastes salty, Jesus." -young boy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"Another message? Are you kidding me? What does Dad want this time?"<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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"Aw, Holy Spirit, who's your pinkish friend?" -Jesus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jesus-pictures"],"yoast_head":"\nJesus pictures of the week - Jesus Needs New PR<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/03\/1478.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Jesus pictures of the week - Jesus Needs New PR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/03\/1478.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Jesus Needs New PR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2010-03-29T17:51:10+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2011-05-03T17:03:16+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_cd9B7G-ZDaU\/S6piD6p5nlI\/AAAAAAAADqE\/NEwVRTIM2ZQ\/s320\/-7.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Matthew Paul Turner\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Jesus pictures of the week - 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