{"id":826,"date":"2006-03-31T06:02:26","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T06:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/jesuscreed\/2006\/03\/cell-phones-progress-report.html"},"modified":"2006-03-31T06:02:26","modified_gmt":"2006-03-31T06:02:26","slug":"cell-phones-progress-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesuscreed\/2006\/03\/cell-phones-progress-report.html","title":{"rendered":"Cell Phones: Progress Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I reported yesterday that I got my first cell phone last Friday. I&#8217;ve learned a few things, not the least of which is how to take pictures. So, I took a picture of Brad Nassif, and then some of my students. I talk about my students to Kris often enough that putting a face to the names might help. When I first tried to take a picture I created a short movie of my feet and the floor, but I think that function is now clear.<!--more|inline--><br \/>\nFor me one of the most important things was learning how to turn the thing off so it didn&#8217;t ring when I was teaching &#8212; which wouldn&#8217;t happen since no one knows my number &#8212; but still, after all these years of razzing students when their cells phone ring, I&#8217;d hate to have mine ring. So, I figured out how to turn it to &#8220;vibrate.&#8221; Which has created another problem: I wear microfiber slacks that are somewhat baggy (for a few reasons) and twice yesterday Kris called me and I didn&#8217;t notice it was vibrating because my pants are too baggy and I didn&#8217;t feel the phone.<br \/>\nThe other issue is that it is against the Law to talk on cell phones while driving a car in the City of Chicago. 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