{"id":5522,"date":"2009-08-06T15:07:05","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T15:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/jesuscreed\/2009\/08\/a-surprising-delight.html"},"modified":"2009-08-06T15:07:05","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T15:07:05","slug":"a-surprising-delight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesuscreed\/2009\/08\/a-surprising-delight.html","title":{"rendered":"A Surprising Delight (with an offer of a prize)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Shea.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/jesuscreed\/files\/import\/imgs\/Shea.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt;float: left\" height=\"276\" width=\"289\" \/><\/span>I had a riot reading Ammon Shea&#8217;s <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001T9O6UG?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jescre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001T9O6UG\">Reading the OED: One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages<\/a><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=jescre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B001T9O6UG\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: medium none  ! important;margin: 0px ! important\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>. There are two parts to this book &#8212; there is the personal story of the experience of reading 8-10 hours a day, holed up in a library in NYC, consuming large quantities of espresso &#8212; he says a thermos full by noon on most days &#8212; and getting headaches from all that reading.<\/p>\n<p>Then there is his deposit of words from each letter in the alphabet &#8212; so 26 chps of funny words &#8212; and his funny comments.<\/p>\n<p>Both his own story and the words he finds were equally informative and entertaining. I&#8217;ll keep this book near my desk just for the fun of it. 21,730 pages, 59 million words, 137.72 pounds of paper, 2.5 million quotations, and 20 volumes &#8212; big ones, too. He did it all, and his effort is worth our reading.<\/p>\n<p><b>Whoever comes up with the funniest sentence with two or more of the following words will win a prize.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<br \/>Some of my favorite words:<\/p>\n<p>Avidulous: somewhat greedy.<br \/>Balter: to dance clumsily.<br \/>Bayard: a person armed with the self-confidence of ignorance.<br \/>Fard: to paint the face with cosmetics, so as to hide blemishes. (As in &#8220;she went out to fard.&#8221;)<br \/>Gound: the gunk that collects in the corners of the eyes.<br \/>Homodoxian: a person who has the same opinion as you. (A denominational trait.)<br \/>Kakistocracy: government by the worst citizens.<br \/>Minimifidian: a person who has the bare minimum of faith (which Calvinists begrudge of Anabaptists and Arminians).<br \/>Nod-crafty: given to nodding the head with an air of great wisdom. (Surely someone will bring in the word emergent here.)<br \/>Paracme: the point at which one&#8217;s prime is past.<br \/>Peccability: capacity for sinning.<br \/>Philodox: a person in love with his own opinion.<br \/>Redeless: not knowing what to do in an emergency, and I thought of Barney Fife.<br \/>Superfidel: overly credulous; believing too much (which Anabaptists and Arminians think of Calvinists).<\/p>\n<p>Sympatetic: a companion one walks with, Calvinist or Anabaptist or Arminian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a riot reading Ammon Shea&#8217;s Reading the OED: One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages . 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