{"id":1243,"date":"2006-08-10T04:30:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T04:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/jesuscreed\/2006\/08\/green-thumb-not.html"},"modified":"2006-08-10T04:30:36","modified_gmt":"2006-08-10T04:30:36","slug":"green-thumb-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesuscreed\/2006\/08\/green-thumb-not.html","title":{"rendered":"Green Thumb: Not!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kris is the gardener in the family: she thinks about flowers and plants and trees; she waters them regularly so they don&#8217;t croak. I&#8217;m called in for two things: I mow and I do the heavy stuff.  This Spring we had some landscaping done, including a short brick walkway to our new garage. Along that sidewalk the landscaper put in some grass. Read on. <!--more|inline--><br \/>\nThe new grass areas in the lawn began to sprout weeds, so Kris thought it might be a good idea to kill the weeds. This calls for the one who does the heavy job. I love to tool around in the yard with my &#8220;spreader,&#8221; so I bought a bag of fertilizer and weed konker, filled my little spreader, and ran around the yard a few times, concentrating on the bad spots, and felt good about myself. That was last Friday. On Monday we had a surprise &#8212; the grass started getting brown. Here&#8217;s a picture of my success: the weeds are definitely dead, and so is the grass. So, what&#8217;s next? I guess I need to plant some grass seed, but I sort of suspect the fertilizer just might still be active enough to kill it too. Could be the making of another story.<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-content\/100_0511.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/\/wp-content\/_100_0511.JPG\" width=\"186\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Grass\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIf my sister-in-law reads this, she&#8217;ll give me the business for using fertilizer (she&#8217;s &#8220;greener&#8221; than we are). 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