{"id":852,"date":"2007-02-20T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-20T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/idolchatter\/2007\/02\/do-it-for-us-one-more-time.html"},"modified":"2007-02-20T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-20T17:10:00","slug":"do-it-for-us-one-more-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/idolchatter\/2007\/02\/do-it-for-us-one-more-time.html","title":{"rendered":"Do It For Us One More Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The press this week about Britney Spears has centered on a single puzzle&#8211;what&#8217;s going through that newly bald head? For a while, Britney&#8217;s life has been &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120382\/\" target=\"_new\">The Truman Show<\/a>&#8221; meets &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/ontv\/dyn\/realworld-season17\/series.jhtml\" target=\"_new\">Real World<\/a>.&#8221; In the past week, reports from the disaster-in-progess have come so frequently we seem to be watching in real-time. The few remaining gaps in the news cycle only give the car-wreck that authentic slo-mo feel. Late-night talk show host Craig Ferguson punctuated her most recent slide when he <a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/kgo\/story?section=entertainment&amp;id=5050920\" target=\"_new\">swore off<\/a> the Britney jokes because he didn&#8217;t want to pick on someone who is so vulnerable.<\/p>\n<p>The question is, when did <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/section\/quiz\/index.asp?sectionID=800&amp;surveyID=391\">Britney <\/a>become so vulnerable? Not last weekend, when she buzzed off her hair in a San Fernando Valley hair salon, then went for a couple of new tattoos. Only Americans, it seems, can repeatedly be shocked when a child star&#8211;who, after all, has everything we&#8217;d need to be happy, right?&#8211;makes a bumpy transition to adulthood. None of us are responsible for what&#8217;s happened to Britney&#8211;or Judy Garland, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tv.com\/intimate-portrait\/elizabeth-taylor\/episode\/214611\/summary.html\" target=\"_new\">Liz Taylor<\/a>, or lesser lights like the now cleaned-up and Oscar-nominated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oscar.com\/nominees\/?pn=detail&amp;nominee=HaleyJackieActorSupportingRoleNominee\" target=\"_new\">Jackie Earle Haley<\/a>. But maybe the Craig Fergusons of the world could clue in earlier when the next generation of wealthy, wattage-weary teenagers begin their swoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The press this week about Britney Spears has centered on a single puzzle&#8211;what&#8217;s going through that newly bald head? For a while, Britney&#8217;s life has been &#8220;The Truman Show&#8221; meets &#8220;Real World.&#8221; In the past week, reports from the disaster-in-progess have come so frequently we seem to be watching in real-time. 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