{"id":780,"date":"2007-01-17T18:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T18:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/idolchatter\/2007\/01\/madonnas-full-time-guru-rock-n-roll.html"},"modified":"2007-01-17T18:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-17T18:22:00","slug":"madonnas-full-time-guru-rock-n-roll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/idolchatter\/2007\/01\/madonnas-full-time-guru-rock-n-roll.html","title":{"rendered":"Madonna’s Full-Time Guru: Rock-n-Roll Rasputin"},"content":{"rendered":"

My female friends and I often muse that if we were given a personal chef, a personal trainer, and a personal hair and makeup person, we too could look as good as any starlet out there. Apparently, though, another type of personal assistant is needed to attain the immaculately kept mien of Madonna<\/a>: A personal spiritual advisor.<\/p>\n

MSNBC.com<\/a> reports that “Kabbalah <\/a>big-wig Eitan Yardeni has moved to London, according to an insider, to help oversee the Material Girl\u2019s personal and professional life.”<\/p>\n

Says the source, Her Madgesty “sort of can’t make a move without” the Kabbalah Centre’s celebrity liason. Sure, folks have had gurus and personal confessors (Confessions on a Dance Floor, anybody?) for ages, but it’s sad to hear that the woman who once told a generation to “Express Yourself, Don’t Repress Yourself” allegedly can’t make a decision without the aid of a spiritual Svengali.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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