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Like any serious rockers, Christian musicians have had flings with their keyboard players, divorced their cokehead husbands, and had fans sue them for being too drunk to perform. But as this story<\/a> from The Onion\u2014still the country’s most reliable fictional news source\u2014shows, Christian bands are still far, far back on the road to credibility.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Like any serious rockers, Christian musicians have had flings with their keyboard players, divorced their cokehead husbands, and had fans sue them for being too drunk to perform. 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