{"id":2707,"date":"2009-03-30T12:36:38","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T12:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/idolchatter\/2009\/03\/holy-land-doh.html"},"modified":"2009-03-30T12:36:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T12:36:38","slug":"holy-land-doh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/idolchatter\/2009\/03\/holy-land-doh.html","title":{"rendered":"Holy Land D&#8217;oh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"thesimpsons.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/87\/import\/imgs\/thesimpsons.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" class=\"mt-image-right\" style=\"float: right;margin: 0 0 20px 20px\" \/><\/span>Frustrated with the conflict in the Middle East? Wondering if the strife in the region will ever be resolved? Despondent over the fact that Muslims, Jews, and Christians can&#8217;t agree on anything? Well, don&#8217;t have a sacred cow, man: one of the US&#8217;s top ambassadors is reportedly on his way to try his hand at uniting the region&#8230;Homer Simpson&#8217;s going to the Holy Land.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.haaretz.com\/hasen\/spages\/1074060.html\" target=\"_blank\">According to Ha&#8217;aretz<\/a>:<br \/>\nMultiple media sources have quoted the show&#8217;s executive producer, Al Jean, as saying that America&#8217;s number one animated family will head to the Holy Land next year.<br \/>\n&#8220;I think we&#8217;re going to do one next year where they go to the Holy Land as we haven&#8217;t been there yet. The premise will be that the Christians, the Jews and Muslims are united in that they all get mad at Homer. It&#8217;s the only thing they can agree on,&#8221; Jean said.<br \/>\nFinally, a peace process America can believe in.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.locatetv.com\/tv\/simpsons\" target=\"_top\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.locatetv.com\/tv\/simpsons\/351x85_belief.gif\" alt=\"The Simpsons at LocateTV.com\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frustrated with the conflict in the Middle East? Wondering if the strife in the region will ever be resolved? Despondent over the fact that Muslims, Jews, and Christians can&#8217;t agree on anything? 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