{"id":220,"date":"2006-03-22T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/idolchatter\/2006\/03\/chronicles-of-ridiculous.html"},"modified":"2006-03-22T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T12:00:00","slug":"chronicles-of-ridiculous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/idolchatter\/2006\/03\/chronicles-of-ridiculous.html","title":{"rendered":"Chronicles of Ridiculous?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div>\n<p>Who says there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/blogs\/idolchatter\/2006\/01\/what-passion-effect.html\" target=\"_new\">no &#8220;Passion&#8221; effect<\/a>, no rush to mimic Mel Gibson&#8217;s phenomenal success? Details magazine reports in its <a href=\"http:\/\/men.style.com\/details\/features\/landing?id=content_4244\" target=\"_new\">April cover story<\/a> featuring Vin Diesel&#8211;whose recent filmography includes &#8220;The Chronicles of Riddick&#8221; and &#8220;The Pacifier&#8221;&#8211;that he is preparing to star as &#8220;one of the baddest conquerors in all history: Hannibal, the elephant-riding Alps-crosser.&#8221; And, oh yeah, he&#8217;s doing the film in <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Phoenician_languages#Punic_and_its_influences\" target=\"_new\">Punic<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So, the sword-and-sandals epic isn&#8217;t exactly the type of &#8220;religious revival&#8221; media speculated about after &#8220;The Passion of the Christ,&#8221; but Diesel certainly is making like Mel and joining the dead language club. &#8220;It is nutty!&#8221; Diesel explained to queries from Detail&#8217;s Kevin Gray. \u201cBut I don\u2019t have a choice. I got to do it right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s hope it&#8217;s more &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0181984\/\" target=\"_new\">Boiler Room<\/a>&#8221; right, than &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0295701\/\" target=\"_new\">xXx<\/a>&#8221; right.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both;padding-bottom:0.25em\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who says there&#8217;s no &#8220;Passion&#8221; effect, no rush to mimic Mel Gibson&#8217;s phenomenal success? 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