{"id":1787,"date":"2008-03-19T12:10:55","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T12:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/idolchatter\/2008\/03\/chakra-cleansing-on-rock-of-lo.html"},"modified":"2008-03-19T12:10:55","modified_gmt":"2008-03-19T12:10:55","slug":"chakra-cleansing-on-rock-of-lo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/idolchatter\/2008\/03\/chakra-cleansing-on-rock-of-lo.html","title":{"rendered":"Chakra Cleansing on &#8216;Rock of Love&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"kristyjoepic.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/87\/import\/kristyjoepic.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"217\" style=\"float:right;margin: 5px\">&#8220;Rock of Love,&#8221; VH1&#8217;s &#8220;The Bachelor&#8221;-style dating show starring &#8217;80s glam rock band Poison&#8217;s lead singer Bret Michaels, is my favorite guilty pleasure TV show. That said, I never thought I would have a reason to write about it on Idol Chatter&#8211;until now.<br \/>\nLet me catch you up to speed. Season 1&#8217;s winner, Jes, dumped Bret on live TV during the show reunion after watching his actions with other women. That left Bret embarrassed, single, and in a prime place to star in another season. This year, the clear favorite for Bret&#8217;s heart was Kristy Joe. However, Kristy Joe wasn&#8217;t totally honest about her past, finally confessing that she was in the process of her second divorce and still had feelings for her estranged husband. Soon, every episode featured a scene with Kristy Joe crying, often when she was on the phone with said estranged ex. So what&#8217;s a rock star with a crush to do? Call an Eastern healer and arrange for Kristy Joe to get a chakra cleanse. However, the cleansing didn&#8217;t have the results Bret wanted: Kristy Joe got in touch with her feelings, cried some more, and decided to leave the show.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nBret&#8217;s idea of a chakra cleanse may have backfired, but considering the personal hygiene habits of the women competing for his affection, perhaps he should think about hiring regular cleansers. That stripper pole can&#8217;t be in good shape by now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Rock of Love,&#8221; VH1&#8217;s &#8220;The Bachelor&#8221;-style dating show starring &#8217;80s glam rock band Poison&#8217;s lead singer Bret Michaels, is my favorite guilty pleasure TV show. That said, I never thought I would have a reason to write about it on Idol Chatter&#8211;until now. Let me catch you up to speed. 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