{"id":4684,"date":"2017-12-01T02:56:32","date_gmt":"2017-12-01T02:56:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/howgreatthoupart\/?p=4684"},"modified":"2017-12-01T03:02:42","modified_gmt":"2017-12-01T03:02:42","slug":"jennifer-garner-found-replacement-ben-affleck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/howgreatthoupart\/2017\/12\/jennifer-garner-found-replacement-ben-affleck.html","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer Garner Has Found a Replacement for Ben Affleck"},"content":{"rendered":"

Like the rest of this\u00a0fast-paced digital world, I am in the habit of saving my fav reads for a later date while I zip through my email in delete mode.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

And then I wait for the perfect day to catch up – just me, a cup of tea and my girls Hazel and Phyllis lounging happily at my feet.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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In my latest batch of saved faves?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

I just had to know what\u00a0http:\/\/sheknows.com<\/a>\u00a0had to tell me about the latest and greatest happening in Jen Garner’s life.<\/p>\n

She is a divorcing girl after all and if she has found a new calling perhaps it might call me as well. Wrap that up with the fact I really like the humor and writing style of Christina Marfice and I\u00a0settle in to read it.<\/p>\n

Jennifer Garner Has Found a New Calling in Life:\u00a0http:\/\/www.sheknows.com\/entertainment\/articles\/1136915\/jennifer-garner-instagram-photo-chicken-lady?utm_source=SheKnowsDaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20171107&utm_term=main2&utm_content=11189604<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

If you have taken a few minutes to give this a read – we both now realize Jen Garner’s new calling is chickens.<\/p>\n

Not a bad replacement for Ben.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Alas, I was hoping I would also hear the call that would emancipate me in divorce and make my life somehow more exciting.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Just don’t think I am ready to join Jen as a bird lady.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

My girls Hazel and Phyllis are more than I can handle but the chicken sure does look easier to walk.<\/em><\/p>\n

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