{"id":98,"date":"2009-09-03T18:43:54","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T18:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/homeshuling\/2009\/09\/big-disappointment.html"},"modified":"2009-09-03T18:43:54","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T18:43:54","slug":"big-disappointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/homeshuling\/2009\/09\/big-disappointment.html","title":{"rendered":"Big disappointment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Both Ella and Zoe&#8217;s PJ Library books for the month of September arrived today. Zoe ripped open the envelope to reveal<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amymeltzer.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-802\" src=\"https:\/\/homeshuling.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/cover.jpg\" alt=\"cover\" width=\"250\" height=\"262\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, no,&#8221; said Zoe.<br \/>\n&#8220;I hope <em>I<\/em> don&#8217;t get that book,&#8221; added Ella.<br \/>\nSigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Both Ella and Zoe&#8217;s PJ Library books for the month of September arrived today. Zoe ripped open the envelope to reveal &#8220;Oh, no,&#8221; said Zoe. &#8220;I hope I don&#8217;t get that book,&#8221; added Ella. 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