{"id":73,"date":"2009-06-16T10:32:58","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T10:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/homeshuling\/2009\/06\/the-end-of-days.html"},"modified":"2009-06-16T10:32:58","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T10:32:58","slug":"the-end-of-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/homeshuling\/2009\/06\/the-end-of-days.html","title":{"rendered":"The End of Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-caption alignright\" style=\"width:130px\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-634\" src=\"https:\/\/homeshuling.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/armageddon1.jpg\" alt=\"i went to college w\/the director\" width=\"130\" height=\"130\" \/> <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">i went to college w\/the director<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Overheard:<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nZoe, my 4 year old: &#8220;What&#8217;s the last day?&#8221;<br \/>\nElla, almost 6: &#8220;Do you meant the last day of school?&#8221;<br \/>\nZoe: &#8220;No, the last day.&#8221;<br \/>\nElla: &#8220;Do you mean the last day of the week?&#8221;<br \/>\nZoe: &#8220;No, the last <em>day<\/em>.&#8221;<br \/>\nElla: &#8220;The last day of the month?&#8221;<br \/>\nZoe: &#8220;I MEAN, the last day of all the days!&#8221;<br \/>\nElla: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know. 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