{"id":47,"date":"2009-04-29T12:04:42","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T12:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/homeshuling\/2009\/04\/whos-the-boss.html"},"modified":"2009-04-29T12:04:42","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T12:04:42","slug":"whos-the-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/homeshuling\/2009\/04\/whos-the-boss.html","title":{"rendered":"Who’s the boss?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a family portrait my four year old, Zoe, drew the other day.<\/p>\n

\"at <\/p>\n

at least she didn't make *me* bald<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

That’s me on the left, her father in the middle, and her big sister on the right. Judging from the relative size of my husband’s head, I’m guessing she doesn’t buy into the idea that her father and I are equal partners in this whole parenting thing. \u00a0
\nThe tiny person floating in the top corner is Zoe. And no, she doesn’t think she’s God.\u00a0I had to cut her picture out from way down at our feet and paste it on top, since the whole thing was too big for our scanner. See?<\/p>\n

\"It <\/p>\n

It sort of looks like I'm kicking her in the head<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

She’s the one on the left, just slightly smaller than my foot.
\nShe sure doesn’t act<\/em> like she thinks she’s the size of a vole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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