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This was supposed to be the new photo for my blog header. It’s great, isn’t? I mean, who wouldn’t want to learn more about Jewish parenting from a mother who looks like she is about to kill her children while at the same time grinding her teeth down to tiny little stubs?<\/p>\n

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Anyone have a clever caption?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This was supposed to be the new photo for my blog header. It’s great, isn’t? I mean, who wouldn’t want to learn more about Jewish parenting from a mother who looks like she is about to kill her children while at the same time grinding her teeth down to tiny little stubs? 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