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In honor of yesterday being Father’s day I would like to make a declaration.I am a sexist. But I’m a sexist in the best Since I’m not a woman I am not going to comment Women for example have a tendency to fall for Personal grooming is the easiest product to con Men only wear makeup when performing on stage or Soap is a concept that women notoriously Obviously shampoo and body wash are one and the Every man knows instinctively that shampoo My point is simple ladies, sometimes guys simply <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In honor of yesterday being Father’s day I would like to make a declaration.I am a sexist. But I’m a sexist in the best sense of the word. If sexist meant I believed men were inherently better than women it would be a negative concept. But that is not what I mean. To me sexist…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":223,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-family-life"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nsense of the word. If sexist meant I believed men were inherently better than
\nwomen it would be a negative concept. But that is not what I mean. To me sexist
\nis acknowledging and living by what used to be the age-old common sense concept
\nthat there are indeed some<\/i> things men
\nare better at than women, and vice-versa.<\/span><\/p>\n
\non where women are better than men since they already know that answer and if
\nyou don’t believe me, and you got a couple hours to kill, just ask them. One
\narea women believe they are better at than men is when it comes to shopping.
\nI’ll grant them they are more experienced at shopping than us but they’re not
\nnecessarily as discerning when it comes to what they don’t need<\/i>. This is where getting men’s advice can literally change their
\nlife. <\/span><\/p>\n
\nevery new specialty contrivance that marketing wizards can come up with to sell
\nus crap we never needed in the first place. Women need men to weed out the
\nwheat from the chaff in order to better utilize their buying power, since
\nshopping is after all the modern version of the hunt. Something I might add men
\nare specialists in.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nwomen into buying since they are the first and only human that fell for the
\nconcept that the way God made you is defective and the only way to feel good
\nabout yourself is to buy and wear makeup.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nscreen which should tell you a little bit about what makeup actually is,
\nsomething to enhance, deceive and or con others into believing you look
\ndifferent and therefore better<\/i> than
\nyou actually do. That is why acting’s universal logo is the mask. I’ll talk
\nabout this more in depth at another session. For now let’s choose an easy
\ntarget, soap.<\/span><\/p>\n
\noverbuy. For example there is shampoo, which is liquid soap used for your hair
\nand then there is body wash, which is liquid soap used for your body. This odd
\ndelineation between soaps that are both liquid and both used while showering
\nmakes sense to women and so they buy both products when only one was ever
\nneeded all along.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nsame. Shampoo is simply body wash that starts<\/b>
\nwith your hair.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nworked into a thick lather becomes overkill since there is way<\/i> more suds than necessary but<\/i>
\nwhen scooped up by the handful and used as a body wash while showering you kill
\ntwo birds with one stone. If shampoo is good enough to clean my hair why wouldn’t
\nit contain the innate ability to clean my skin as well? Nevertheless there is
\nliquid hair soap, liquid body soap and lest we forget liquid hand soap. We used
\nto use bar soap for our hands but soap makers realized that all you have to do
\nis liquefy soap, give it a appendage specific title and voila, you an sell
\ntwice as much!<\/span><\/p>\n
\nknow more than you. Respect our instincts and learn from us before it’s too
\nlate and somebody gets the bright idea to start selling makeup removal soap
\ncause lord knows you’ll fall for it!
\n<\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n