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Just I What I Putting Yes I All <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Just finished shopping at Publix here in Nashville. Publix is a grocery store that is way over priced but its worth it because they taught all their employees to fake the fact that they care you’re there. As I was leaving I had no less than 4 employees tell me to have a nice day…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":223,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-news-and-current-events","category-politics"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nfinished shopping at Publix here in Nashville. Publix is a grocery store that
\nis way over priced but its worth it because they taught all their employees to
\nfake the fact that they care you’re there. As I was leaving I had no less than
\n4 employees tell me to have a nice day on the way out.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nhave often wondered how one goes about having a nice day. What even constitutes
\na nice day in the first place? I mean how hard is it? I suppose not getting
\nelectrocuted would define a nice day but what about clipping your nails? If
\nyour nails are too long and they bug you then to have them clipped would be nice.
\nSince that niceness happened within the course of a day then apparently you
\nhave had a nice day. <\/span><\/p>\n
\nif , on the other hand, something goes wrong during the day that makes it a bad
\nday but later something nice happens? Which day is it then, nice or not? Is
\nthere a rule? Maybe the last place the day landed becomes the defining point
\nfor the day you think? Why do we say have a nice day but when it isn’t nice we
\nsay we are having a “bad” day. Shouldn’t it be we’re having a “mean” day? Isn’t
\nmean the opposite of nice? <\/span><\/p>\n
\nalso think we need to take into consideration who we are asking to have a nice
\nday since that could make all the difference. A nice day to me may not be
\nconsidered as nice to, say, Attila the Hun for example. His idea of a nice day
\nstarts with crushing the skulls of your enemy with battle-axes and broadswords
\nand ends sweetly with some ill-gotten gains of meat, vegetables and animal
\nskins. Oh and lets not forget a nightcap of raping and pillaging. <\/span><\/p>\n
\nthe pressure on a stranger to have a nice day is also off putting and
\npotentially insulting. How do you know I’m not in the middle of a nice day?
\nMaybe this is one of the nicest days I have ever had then you come along and
\nruin it by implying it’s not nice enough<\/i>.
\nNow I’m starting to get paranoid about my settling for my pathetic nice day
\nwhen there was a better one waiting for me as long as I ran into a cashier and
\nbagger at the grocery store to encourage me into the promised land. What do they
\nknow that I don’t? <\/span><\/p>\n
\nget most of my life encouragement and motivation from people making 7 bucks an
\nhr. I think ultimately the term have a nice day is an insult. Why would anyone
\never need a reminder to have a nice day like it never occurred to you until
\nthat moment? What idiot wakes up and hopes for a crappy day? Who isn’t always
\nEVERY day shooting for a nice one? <\/span><\/p>\n
\nin all I’m simply saying that having a nice day may not happen since I don’t
\ncontrol the universe. On the other hand, if we encouraged each other to make<\/i> a nice day, we just might be onto
\nsomething. Anyhow that’s my thoughts for today so have a good one…Hey, wait a
\nminute…<\/span><\/p>\n