{"id":40,"date":"2011-01-17T09:28:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T09:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/godscomic\/2011\/01\/fear-the-fish.html"},"modified":"2011-01-17T09:28:01","modified_gmt":"2011-01-17T09:28:01","slug":"fear-the-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/godscomic\/2011\/01\/fear-the-fish.html","title":{"rendered":"Fear the fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">I<br \/>\nhave been a Christian all of my adult life and yet, to date, I have never<br \/>\nplaced a fish symbol on my car. I guess I never really understood the underlying<br \/>\n&#8220;witness&#8221; to displaying the symbol. I think of all the things I can&#8217;t do, or<br \/>\nshouldn&#8217;t, based on the fact that I am trumpeting to the world every time I get<br \/>\nin my car that I &#8220;AM A CHRISTIAN!!!YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I CAN PROVE IT? CHECK<br \/>\nOUT MY FISH!!!&#8221;&#8230;. &#8220;You&#8217;ll have to look quick though cause I&#8217;m speeding.&#8221; Not<br \/>\nthat there is anything wrong with wanting to display your allegiance to your<br \/>\nfaith I suppose, but does it have to come with the cheese factor? Anytime a<br \/>\nreligious symbol becomes an adornment for a car in the same vein as a bumper<br \/>\nsticker I believe it loses some of the numinous in the translation. It&#8217;s too<br \/>\neasy. It is as though this establishes that I am a follower, not of Jesus so<br \/>\nmuch, but of trends. The fish has become de rigueur for the American Christian.<br \/>\nBut how often do we see it demonstrated in a way that sets you apart? Many sporters<br \/>\nof car fish still speed like everybody else, I see them flip the bird, cross<br \/>\nlanes without signaling and tailgate. If being a witness is our calling, then<br \/>\nnon-believers &#8220;witnessing&#8221; our lack of ethical uniqueness in driving, all the<br \/>\nwhile being &#8220;set apart&#8221; without demonstrating it other than we have conformed<br \/>\nto our subculture that teaches us witnessing isn&#8217;t who you are or how you live,<br \/>\nit&#8217;s wearing an &#8220;Eat at Joes&#8221; placard that somehow brings people to their knees<br \/>\nwhen our shadow passes over them. The original Icthus fish symbol used by the<br \/>\nearly church was actually a symbol to disguise the fact you were a follower of<br \/>\nthe Way. Only other Christians knew what it meant. This way they could safely<br \/>\nsignal each other without fear of reprisal from the culture that wanted them<br \/>\neliminated. It brought comfort to the believer in that they were able to<br \/>\ndiscover who it was that was journeying with them. Their obligation was to God<br \/>\nfirst and the tribe thereafter. It was a way to find your own and seek shelter<br \/>\n, companionship and comfort from those who would quite possibly be dead if they<br \/>\nwere discovered. In other words it was honorable. Often times the fish is used<br \/>\non a business card or yellow pages add. This way it is supposed to convince us<br \/>\nthat the service comes with the addition that the business is holy. I can&#8217;t<br \/>\ntell you how many stories I have heard of people getting crappy service from<br \/>\nthe Christian business, and then when confronted they pulled the &#8221; can&#8217;t we all<br \/>\nget along ,brother&#8221; excuse for their incompetence. Listen my brethern, there<br \/>\nare enough believers out there, me at the forefront, that fail miserably at our<br \/>\nwitness. Is it too much to ask that we make less of a display of our faith<br \/>\nthrough symbols, and more of an introspection of our need for outward proof of<br \/>\nour piety through actually living it? The fish just adds too much pressure and<br \/>\ntoo easily &#8220;outs&#8221; us as the pathetic sinners we actually are. Maybe, just maybe<br \/>\nif we made it a point to drive the speed limit, signal everytime we change<br \/>\nlanes and always let others merge w\/o speeding up they might actually scratch<br \/>\ntheir heads and wonder &#8220;what kind of an unusual lad is this that treats a<br \/>\nstranger with respect, courtesy and dignity? Heck&#8230;we aren&#8217;t even neighbors?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been a Christian all of my adult life and yet, to date, I have never placed a fish symbol on my car. I guess I never really understood the underlying &#8220;witness&#8221; to displaying the symbol. 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