{"id":33,"date":"2010-12-13T08:30:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-13T08:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/godscomic\/2010\/12\/a-snow-death.html"},"modified":"2010-12-13T08:30:44","modified_gmt":"2010-12-13T08:30:44","slug":"a-snow-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/godscomic\/2010\/12\/a-snow-death.html","title":{"rendered":"A Snow death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">It<br \/>\nsnowed last night. Snow is a curse. Snow is evil. Snow is what happens when the<br \/>\natmosphere solidifies and falls on your head. Snow is Chicken Little&#8217;s<br \/>\njustification. Snow falls from the heavens and smothers the earth. It is cold,<br \/>\nwet, and slippery. There is no upside to walking in snow. It gets in your shoes<br \/>\nand up your pant legs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span><span>&nbsp;<\/span>Its main purpose on cement is to<br \/>\ndisguise the ice. Ice is snows evil twin. Those foolish enough to walk out in<br \/>\nsnow are sure to get too cocky and believe that walking from your front door to<br \/>\nyour car because, I don&#8217;t know, you have a life and actually have to go to<br \/>\nwork, is going to be as safe as yesterday&#8217;s walk was when it didn&#8217;t snow.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span><span>&nbsp;<\/span>This lasts until the first step on your<br \/>\ntop step and you slip on the ice and go down hard. Usually this results in a<br \/>\nbroken wrist, cracked head or broken tailbone. How about that? An atmospheric<br \/>\nphenomenon destined to cause you to slip to the ground. Don&#8217;t talk to me about the<br \/>\nupside of snow. I don&#8217;t want to hear about skiing and snowboarding. Skiing is<br \/>\nharnessed slipping. Because you slip on snow we as humans decided to try and<br \/>\ncontain it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>Mountain<br \/>\nowning entrepreneurs were even more enterprising. If you come to my mountain<br \/>\nand slip on the snow, I&#8217;m going to charge you. Anyone who slips on purpose<br \/>\ndeserves a capitalist to, well, capitalize on your ignorance. Don&#8217;t tell me<br \/>\nsnow is beautiful. Flowers are beautiful, the sky is beautiful, and mountain<br \/>\nranges are beautiful. During a snowstorm, mountains and the sky become<br \/>\nundecipherable and the snow kills the colorful vegetation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span><span>&nbsp;<\/span>Snow is white. White isn&#8217;t beautiful.<br \/>\nWhite is a non-color. The bible said before creation everything was dark.<br \/>\nDarkness is white without the sun. White is essentially colorless, it&#8217;s clear.<br \/>\nNo one finds beauty in clear. No one pines over the stunning color of Vaseline.<br \/>\nWhite is the color of a sheet of paper or a fresh canvas. The beauty isn&#8217;t in<br \/>\nthe lack of color it&#8217;s the potential that color is coming. We are going to<br \/>\npaint color onto the blankness and reveal beauty. White lies on the ground and<br \/>\nreminds us that one-day grass and flowers will return and beauty will reign.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span><span>&nbsp;<\/span>Early man didn&#8217;t know snow was coming<br \/>\nbecause it&#8217;s a result of the fall. That&#8217;s why we say that snow is <i>falling<\/i>. The original snow angels were<br \/>\nearly humans collapsing in the snow and in their death throes they began<br \/>\nthrashing around. People found them later, saw the angel shape in the snow and<br \/>\nfigured angels were laying on them trying to warm them up. Snow is like pain. Its<br \/>\nvalue is in teaching us that someday it will be gone. Someday a bright blue sky<br \/>\nand warm sun will return. Green grass and trees, flowers and birds are just<br \/>\naround the corner.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span><span>&nbsp;<\/span>We endure snow because we have no<br \/>\noption, but we trust God that the new season is coming. We thank Him for snow<br \/>\nbecause we know we are in His care even in dire circumstances. Snow is an<br \/>\nobject lesson in trudging through the worst of the journey in the firm belief<br \/>\nthere is a lodge waiting on the other side with a warm fire, a robe and<br \/>\nslippers and some hot cider.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span><span>&nbsp;<\/span>This is what I think of snow. Not that I<br \/>\nam poetic but instead I find myself freezing in the driveway shoveling it so we<br \/>\ncan go to church. This is a Christian&#8217;s version of pragmatism. If whining about<br \/>\nsnow is a sin, by turning it into a devotional I get paid and seem spiritual at<br \/>\nthe same time. How about that, snow does have an upside!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It snowed last night. Snow is a curse. Snow is evil. Snow is what happens when the atmosphere solidifies and falls on your head. Snow is Chicken Little&#8217;s justification. Snow falls from the heavens and smothers the earth. It is cold, wet, and slippery. There is no upside to walking in snow. 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