{"id":314,"date":"2014-12-23T17:20:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T22:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/godscomic\/?p=314"},"modified":"2014-12-23T17:20:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T22:20:24","slug":"not-much-time-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/godscomic\/2014\/12\/not-much-time-left.html","title":{"rendered":"Not much time left"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a time in my life when Christmas smelled like fir trees and hot cocoa. There was a time when getting a \u201cTwister\u201d game would have been a treat. There was a time when I could count on my grandparents giving all my cousins and me a \u201cbook\u201d that contained lifesavers of all varieties packaged within its covers.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when I wanted a hot wheels set and a boomerang. There was a time when going to sleep Christmas Eve was nearly impossible, and yes, I listened for Santa on the roof. There was a time when I lived in California where we had no working chimney and yet the fact Santa was coming down it still seemed plausible.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when a brand new Christmas cartoon was going to air that night, something called \u201c How the Grinch Stole Christmas\u201d and I saw its first airing. (This was after the yearly ritual of watching \u201c A Charlie Brown Christmas\u201d had taken place.)<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when I got a Slinky in my stocking and was overjoyed even though I broke it within the hour. There was a time when both my parents were alive on Christmas and me and my sister and my two little brothers celebrated as a family and thought it would always be that way.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when I got my first pellet gun for Christmas. There was a time when we sang Silent Night at our Christmas program at school. We also had a Christmas break. There was a time when <strong>getting<\/strong> presents was <em>by far<\/em> better than giving them.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when I went from hating clothes for Christmas to actually liking them. There was a time when some of my Christmas was spent at a girlfriend\u2019s house instead of at home. There was a time when I had my first Christmas tree with my wife and it was small and we decorated it and had eggnog.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when a Christmas card had a picture of me and my wife and a sonogram. There was a time when we put a Santa hat on a 6 month old and sent that card out. There was a time when we got Barney and Tele-Tubbie\u2019s videos for our kids for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when my kids got there first bike for Christmas and we made cookies for Santa and he always took a bite and spilled a little milk. There was a time when I felt my kids would always want a picture with Santa.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time that I thought my daughter would never be embarrassed to hold her dad\u2019s hand at the mall. There was a time when I thought my kids would always think I was smarter than they were.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when I realized my son doesn\u2019t need me as much as I needed him too. There was a time when I thought I would never grow old.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time when I actually believed I had all the time in the world.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas my friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a time in my life when Christmas smelled like fir trees and hot cocoa. There was a time when getting a \u201cTwister\u201d game would have been a treat. 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