{"id":30,"date":"2010-11-23T10:29:17","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T10:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/godscomic\/2010\/11\/insincere-greetings.html"},"modified":"2010-11-23T10:29:17","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T10:29:17","slug":"insincere-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/godscomic\/2010\/11\/insincere-greetings.html","title":{"rendered":"Insincere greetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">I got<br \/>\nan e-card today from someone who I barely know that said how much I mean to<br \/>\nthem (and everyone else they sent this to in a mass e-card &#8220;I care about you<br \/>\nblowout&#8221;)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>You<br \/>\nknow around the Christmas season, nothing warms my heart and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m lazy<br \/>\nand insincere&#8221; like an e-card.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>Before<br \/>\nthere was the convenience of faking &#8220;I&#8217;m thinking of you&#8221; by the use of the electronic,<br \/>\nimpersonal, and insincere e-card there was the Hallmark card. Hallmark cards<br \/>\nusually came from people you actually knew who more than likely actually DO<br \/>\ncare for you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>What<br \/>\nwe have forgotten in society was the Hallmark card was the beginning of &#8216;I&#8217;m<br \/>\ntoo busy to write my own words but maybe this will make up for it&#8221; lazy man&#8217;s<br \/>\nway to connect during special holiday\/birthday times.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>You<br \/>\nsee my friends there was a time around Christmas, birthdays, Thanksgiving et al<br \/>\nwhen people actually took the time and intellectual\/emotionally driven effort,<br \/>\nto get out a quill and a bottle of handmade ink and contemplate a personal<br \/>\ngreeting that was then sent to the loved one or friend.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>It<br \/>\noften included not only a personal reflection but also maybe a line from a poem<br \/>\nor a Bible verse. Sometimes rose pedals were sprinkled in the envelope if it<br \/>\nwas a love letter, or even a ribbon or a lock of hair.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>People<br \/>\nwere much more articulate of course because they didn&#8217;t have the option of the<br \/>\ninternet providing a &#8220;humorous&#8221; clip from someone getting stuck on the toilet,<br \/>\nor a &#8220;funny&#8221; cartoon of Osama Bin Laden you pass along to prove you were<br \/>\nthinking of them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>So<br \/>\nthis Christmas season you may want to contemplate writing a personal note to<br \/>\nyour loved ones that actually come from your hand and your heart. Not only will<br \/>\nit be received as special from the receiver but it will also weed out for who<br \/>\nyou wouldn&#8217;t spend the time and energy actually crafting an personal note. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height:200%\"><span>Maybe<br \/>\nthey never really deserved a card all along. Of course if you don&#8217;t want to<br \/>\nappear rude, you can always send an e-card.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got an e-card today from someone who I barely know that said how much I mean to them (and everyone else they sent this to in a mass e-card &#8220;I care about you blowout&#8221;) You know around the Christmas season, nothing warms my heart and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m lazy and insincere&#8221; like an e-card. 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