<\/p>\n
Heard a guy whistling at the airport the other day.
\nAmericans used to whistle a lot more especially in movies. Humphrey Bogart,
\nJimmy Cagney, Jimmy Stewart were all whistlers and it even seemed particularly masculine.<\/p>\n
I don’t know when whistling stopped or why. Was it custom
\nthat died out because others grew annoyed at the whistle guy and punched him
\nperiodically, or was it because of something much more sinister? Remember, in
\nthe world of PC-eople they must always find “oppressors” so they have an enemy
\nto, well, oppress!<\/p>\n
It’s easy and it works like this. <\/p>\n
“What evil syndicate do you suppose would have cause<\/i> to be behind the prejudice of
\nwhistle censoring? …Oh I think I know and if you take a moment it becomes
\nfairly obvious….Ready?…BATTERY MANUFACTURES!!! <\/p>\n
Before I-pods and portable cd players were invented we HAD
\nto whistle more because these battery
\ndriven<\/b> devices made it obsolete to have to entertain ourselves!<\/p>\n
Whistling was the earliest form of music download since you
\ncould whistle any song you wanted in any order, at any time. You didn’t have to
\npay royalties for it and<\/i> you never needed batteries<\/b>! <\/p>\n
Who’s to say the battery people powers that be, in their
\nunrestrained lust for profits and likewise fearing the loss of their market
\nshare monopoly subversively instituted this “it’s weird to whistle, “environment
\nwe now find ourselves trapped in.<\/p>\n
Whistling is Gods gift to us. We learned it from the birds. Birds are proud to whistle and do it every day despite the Not humans. Now we’ve decided that if something is going to <\/span>The best thing <\/span>I suppose they It’s time for open-minded tolerant people to unite and break We are autonomous and plan to stay that way!!! See how easy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Heard a guy whistling at the airport the other day. Americans used to whistle a lot more especially in movies. Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Cagney, Jimmy Stewart were all whistlers and it even seemed particularly masculine. I don’t know when whistling stopped or why. Was it custom that died out because others grew annoyed at the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":223,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christian-living","category-comedy","category-news-and-current-events","category-politics"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nThey whistle every morning and we love listening to it. <\/span>It’s a soothing natural sound. <\/p>\n
\nfact that they have to whistle under the
\ntremendous handicap of not having<\/b> lips<\/b>!!!
\nBirds instead have these big hard unforgiving castanet’s that have to pass for
\nlips and they whistle anyways<\/b>,
\nunashamed and undaunted.<\/p>\n
\ntake a little effort to become proficient maybe we should just go ahead and
\ninvent a machine to do it for us. Stinking battery people and their lust for
\nprofit!<\/p>\n
\nabout whistling was it was something you could do even if you couldn’t sing! Heck
\nAndy Griffith even made it his theme song. Yes it was a much more innocent age
\nbefore the battery people decided to instigate their Orwellian ways.<\/p>\n
\nthought we were too stupid to catch onto their little game? What with all the
\ndifferent size batteries, some cylinder shaped while others conveniently come
\nin the shape of a rectangle just so we didn’t get any crazy ideas of one size
\nfits all thus instituting the necessity of us having to buy every conceivable
\nbattery shape they could throw at us!<\/p>\n
\nthe back of these ruthless tyrants to prove we are slaves to no one but our
\nideology! This will be our legacy to humanity that we for one will not be tied
\ndown to technology but will instead honor our uniqueness by whistling whenever
\nthe mood hits and let I-pods and other mechanical beasts be damned!<\/p>\n
\nit is to become a PC Marxist? I have more but I must run, the battery in my
\ncomputer is dying.<\/p>\n