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After many years as a “Christian comedian” I In all my many years on earth I can’t begin to Being God and all powerful, when you finally get <\/span>Uh, Just as sharks are known for mistaking surfers Another part of our body positioned for maximum If God didn’t want us to get hurt he would have Our thighs are ripe for a Charlie horse, which Lastly there is the aptly named “funny bone” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" After many years as a “Christian comedian” I have often been asked if I thought God had a sense of humor? Well here are a couple examples where I would vote for the affirmative. In all my many years on earth I can’t begin to count the times I have bitten my tongue. Everyone has…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":223,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christian-living","category-comedy","category-family-life"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nhave often been asked if I thought God had a sense of humor? Well here are a
\ncouple examples where I would vote for the affirmative.<\/span><\/p>\n
\ncount the times I have bitten my tongue. Everyone has experienced this
\nannoyance and every time I do it makes me wonder if this is one of God’s great
\npractical jokes? <\/span><\/p>\n
\naround to creating worshipers it probably makes sense to make them somewhat
\nentertaining. Being Omniscient he also must have anticipated our rebellion and
\nso worked in the funny stuff as retribution for what was coming. Biting your
\ntongue being one of these. Why? Because the reason we bite our tongue is
\nbecause God designed it to be permanently fixed next to our teeth.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nyou think He didn’t see this catastrophe potential? Your tongue may be the
\nsoftest item on your body, whose job is to manipulate food all the while trying
\nto avoid the hardest thing on our body, our teeth. TEETH! Their only purpose is
\nto cut, grind, chew, crush and mutilate food, which normally comes in the same
\ntexture as your tongue. <\/span><\/p>\n
\nfor seals and consequently making meat of them, why would one expect our teeth
\nto do anything less when it comes to tongue chewing? Heck I have even bitten my
\nown finger before while putting a morsel of food in my pie hole which not only
\nhurts but couldn’t possibly make you feel any more stupid. <\/span><\/p>\n
\nhilarity from Gods front row seat in our comedy of errors is our shins. Shins
\nare also some of the most sensitive parts of our body and thus were positioned
\nnice and low on our legs, (technically referred to as “coffee-table height”)
\nright in the front mind you for maximum damage opportunity. <\/span><\/p>\n
\neither A) placed then behind our legs where our calves are now so they would
\nrarely be smashed, or B) armor plate our shins with some kind of protective
\nshield. They say our body is full of iron that would have been perfect! God
\nmust have foreseen much comedy potential in the leg area since that is also
\nwhat our toes inhabit. Toes are so good at smashing into things, especially in
\nthe dark that they actually necessitated the invention of shoes. <\/span><\/p>\n
\nis perfect for rounding out the leg as a human whoopee cushion for Gods enjoyment.
\nOf course for men, God initiated a special laugh getter known as the groin in
\nmixed company. Yeah nothing like taking an organ from inside your body and
\nputting it on the outside to ensure a lot of potential yuks throughout the year.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n
\nwhich, when struck, is funny only for the observer as opposed to the receiver
\nwho finds nothing funny about it whatsoever. The fact that it was named that
\nshows that God had this planned all along to find much entertainment from his
\ncreation. Maybe it serves us right after all when we consider what He was
\nforced to sacrifice on our behalf, and to be fair He did invent gravity so all
\nof us can enjoy the pleasure of watching somebody slip on the ice. Yeah getting
\nhurt is kinda funny, as long as it happens to someone else. <\/span><\/p>\n