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\n<\/p>\n

In order to be a
\nwarrior in the battle for culture it is crucial that we begin to pick apart the
\npseudo-philosophies of the relativist not only so as to stand firm in our
\nconvictions but also to have the pleasure of seeing how stupid and vacuous what
\npasses for enlightenment actually is. We start by taking bullet points and
\nresponding with reason not emotion. Get in this habit and you’ll do much to
\nexpose the evil that is relativism. Example;<\/span><\/p>\n

Lets start with some
\nbasic sound bite philosophy of the left and see how it holds up shall we?<\/span><\/p>\n

Here’s a classic,<\/span><\/p>\n

“Nobody has the right
\nto tell a woman what to do with her body.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Most people stop
\nthere. I mean how can you argue such depth right?<\/span><\/p>\n

The idiocy of the
\nstatement that the PCeople stand on assumes that this concept is self-evident.
\nWho am I to tell you what is “right” for your body?<\/span><\/p>\n

This somehow tries to
\nseparate our biological mechanics from our behavioral choices, as though your
\nbody is separate from your intentions.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ironically the idea of
\nlimiting what your body is allowed to do is the basis for virtually EVERY law
\nwe have! Lets play this out in real time shall we?<\/span><\/p>\n

Next time your
\nspeeding and get pulled over try this. First, call the cop an intolerant bigot
\nfor stopping you. Then say, ” how dare you tell my body<\/i> how fast it can travel in a vehicle? Who are you to dictate to
\nme the velocity my body<\/i> chooses to
\nmove?”<\/span><\/p>\n

When you get out of
\njail tell me how well that worked out for ya promise?<\/span><\/p>\n

Don’t pay for
\ngroceries anymore either. Just take what you want and leave, when the store
\ncomplains tell them they have no right refusing your body<\/i> from sustenance.<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course left-thought
\nwould counter that you are infringing on someone else’s body by taking what was
\nrightfully theirs first. But whose body takes precedent and whose body makes
\nthe rules?<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course anyone with
\na brain knows this isn’t accurate anyways since what you do with your body ends
\nwhen it begins to affect my body; for example when my body decides to kill your
\nbody we usually rule that out as an acceptable body choice.<\/span><\/p>\n

Next time you run into
\na relativist ask them by what philosophical grounds they use to tell me that if
\nmy body chooses to kill yours, I shouldn’t. They will reply it’s because what
\nyou do with your body is your choice until it harms or affects others bodies in
\na detrimental way.<\/span><\/p>\n

At this point start
\nyour sly grin or in my case a smirk and then ask them when it was they became
\npro-life?<\/span><\/p>\n

I live in a country
\nwhose intellectual “elite” argue for the right of a women’s body to kill
\nanother woman’s body as long as that other woman’s body is safely contained
\ninside the aforementioned woman’s body.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apparently first one
\nout of the womb wins. The fact that we have in-vitro surgery for babies woman want,<\/i> and yet at anytime this same<\/i> woman can destroy this same<\/i> child simply by changing her
\nperception of it so as to change its name from child to choice is the single
\nmost evil law the United States has ever thought of conceiving.<\/span><\/p>\n

Slavery is a close
\nsecond of course yet that horrific chapter in our country at least allowed for
\nmost of them to live. This is the grand irony amongst the African-American
\nculture. Talk about legal lynching. The amounts of black babies aborted in this
\ncountry yearly alone outweigh every lynched black American in the Jim Crowe
\nera.<\/span><\/p>\n

What amazes me is when these facts are presented the secularist becomes livid and attacks your character and your motives. Nothing throws a new progressive for a loop more, than when the facts contradict there ideology. Kinda sucks when life is what it is, and not what you pretend it to be huh? <\/font><\/p>\n

 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


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