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<\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/p>\n As I got out of the shower this morning I had The good news is it’s the only time in your life The first thing I realized I was missing was a I am also missing some barbed wire around my Another glaring flaw in my countenance are my Of course while I’m at it I should run a metal I’ve noticed some fraternities have ended a Also have you noticed we have too many fingers? Heck you wouldn’t even have to waste the digits; God created a body that modifies itself with our Culture has said hide from this truth that we <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As I got out of the shower this morning I had the pleasure of taking a glance at myself in the mirror. Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a hot cup of coffee and seeing yourself nude in the mirror. The good news is it’s the only time in your life…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":223,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christian-living","category-comedy","category-news-and-current-events"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nthe pleasure of taking a glance at myself in the mirror. Nothing wakes you up
\nin the morning like a hot cup of coffee and seeing yourself nude in the mirror.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nyou will look at a naked body and never be tempted with lust. It was as I was
\nlooking at myself that the reality hit me at just how imperfect my form
\nactually was.<\/span><\/p>\n
\ntattoo. I have no tattoos and am in dire need of a few. I think it is pretty
\nobvious why God made our skin blank; it was so we could draw on it. I cool
\ncross would do as it would act as a witness to those who have never had the
\nsacrifice of Jesus explained to them on a forearm.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nbicep (to indicate my power) a dragon or bird (to indicate my desire for
\nfreedom or my lack of wings I’m not sure at this point) and somebody’s name I
\nadmire. (Preferably someone I will still care about ten years from now). <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nearlobes. What you might ask? They are still solid. Nothing can be more
\nbackwards then having earlobes that are sealed from the factory when it would
\nbe much more trendy and attractive to drill a hole in them and lodge a metal
\nloop in the cavity that allows anyone that may be blowing in your ear to play a
\ntune as well.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nspike through my lips, nose, eyebrow and tongue. MAN how could the Creator have
\nbeen so clumsy in neglecting as much metal as possible to be displayed on your
\nface? Even more how did we get along this many years without realizing how
\nunattractive we were to look like ourselves without mechanical modification?<\/span><\/p>\n
\ngreat gathering by permanently branding themselves with their insignia! Wow, branding<\/i><\/b>,<\/i> it’s about time<\/i> we quit letting cattle have all the fun! But a cursory glance
\nat our carcass leaves room for all sorts of new beauty concepts the Creator had
\nI mind all along. Forget shaving your head, how about a complete skull
\nscalping? Yeah just remove all the skin around your cranium and walk probably
\namongst u backward folks with your shiny new skull revealed for all to marvel
\nat.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nIf you’re like me you only use 2 to type with. Why not remove a few for a
\nfascinating and attractive paw that is permanently giving thumbs up to everyone
\nyou meet. What an uplifting opportunity to bring joy to the lives of strangers?<\/span><\/p>\n
\nyou could swap them in periodically for an attractive new accessory for your
\nearlobes! I guess my point is simply this, what happened to humanity that ever
\ncaused it to create the notion that just the way you are wasn’t enough? <\/span><\/p>\n
\nhair getting longer or cut shorter depending on our mood. Sideburns for men and
\nunderarm hair for women (based on which side of the Atlantic you live on) gives
\nus constant opportunities for change that aren’t permanent. Ever increasing age
\ncauses everything on our bodies to take different and unique shapes over time.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nare getting older when it should have said “wear it as a badge of honor”. I
\nthink a good motto should be, “Never do anything to your body that can only be
\nrestored with surgery!” Ever look at old pictures of yourself? Does anyone EVER
\nsay “MAN I miss that haircut”! Used to be decisions we made when young
\nonly came back to haunt us in photos. Not anymore, with tattoos and piercing,
\n20 years from now there are going to be a whole lotta people permanently stuck
\nwith a bad haircut!<\/span><\/p>\n